Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

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Scary or funny?

I would be humming a mario tune while peeing...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I haven’t bought one in years for this very reason

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

It's too early for the maths

It's almost noon!! When is it not early!?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Gives new meaning to the phrase

“Pew pew pew”

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[crazychemgirl]

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Hey… it’s Christmas … be festive with your fetishes

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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I haven’t bought one in years for this very reason

OR your more like bry than you let on...

 

[LupineOne]

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a9qB0bj_460s.jpg

And then she does that thing you love, and…
https://media.tenor.com/btHvlFizD50AAAAC/unlimited-power.gif

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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Oh so now your a time traveling hoe?

 

[crazychemgirl]

OR your more like bry than you let on...

I wasn’t aware @Bry1313 had a door fetish …


Hmmm

Any of these do it for ya bud?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Nice tush. Looks like he needs a spanking

 

[crazychemgirl]

And then she does that thing you love, and…
https://media.tenor.com/btHvlFizD50AAAAC/unlimited-power.gif

What is that thing?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t know.. why are you?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

https://as1.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/02/19/79/80/1000_F_219798028_bk6YFzrX1Mh5f96izBlV55sw3hJBQtus.jpg

Hey… it’s Christmas … be festive with your fetishes


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[crazychemgirl]

Oh so now your a time traveling hoe?

I would LOVE to time travel … but I’d probably get burned for being a witch.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I wasn’t aware @Bry1313 had a door fetish …


Hmmm

Any of these do it for ya bud?

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I'm talking about the advent calendar not doors...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I would LOVE to time travel … but I’d probably get burned for being a witch.

Travel back before they had scales so they can't verify you weigh less than a duck...

 

[JackKingOff]

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Always jacking high

 

[LupineOne]

What is that thing?

For me? Or for her?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

So what you're saying is you don't like it hot?

@crazychemgirl
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[Mr_bogey]

This pic is the reason private browsers exist

Pic?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Always jacking high

Only way to do it!

 

[crazychemgirl]

For me? Or for her?

Both!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/89/ea/e4/89eae4c9eb85a8e17c81b0c60390be47.jpg

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[crazychemgirl]

aaaaand we’re back to cannibalism