Sex & Shenanigans

[Booboobear84]

I'm dead

or just dying to get spanked

 

[LupineOne]

Not going to work on me. I know you’re never that innocent.

She looks like she needs a spanking

Nope, @Indie never is.

She can always use a spanking

 

[Bry1313]

She can always use a spanking

You go sit in the corner with Absinthe.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

It's turning into a reverse Castle Anthrax in here

 

[LupineOne]

You go sit in the corner with Absinthe.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Dude it is crazy. I have almost nothing but men hitting on me in here. I am not sure if I should see it as a compliment or not… that’s not even my thing (but I appreciate being appreciated).

Sorry. Other guys seem to like it when I hit on them...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

My cock sauce supply is dangerously low right now.

Think about what you are saying

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You’re a guy?

Didn't @Indie tell you about my 10 inch dick?

 

[Bry1313]

Think about what you are saying

I said what I said

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I said what I said

I'll let you borrow some of mine if you're nice

 

[crazychemgirl]

I said what I said

No no no no no no no

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is that what that was? By her description I thought she was describing a Slim Jim.

I never claimed it was girthy like @Bbl87

 

[Bry1313]

I'll let you borrow some of mine if you're nice

That is the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me

 

[crazychemgirl]

I never claimed it was girthy like @Bbl87

#pencildick ?

 

[Bry1313]

I thought it was a strap-on or dildo…

We are learning more than we want about your perceptions today

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

show him your butthole and things will work out

I'm a top though. He's gonna have to show me his butthole.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

If he is not a she things will not work out that way

You can tell someone's gender just from their butthole? That's an esoteric skill.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I'm not sure there has ever been a more perfect use of that gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

You can tell someone's gender just from their butthole? That's an esoteric skill.

No kidding … waxing wouldn’t be an indication cuz not just girls wax their buttholes anymore.

Apparently waxed buttholes fart like a trumpet because there’s no hair to buffer the fart.

Anyone care to comment?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Did I miss the boob fireworks?

I sent birthday pasties. There was a candle

 

[Bry1313]

You can tell someone's gender just from their butthole? That's an esoteric skill.

Yeah, I’m gonna want that image panned out a bit to be 100% confident

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That is the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me

Merry Christmas

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Anyone care to comment?

I mean, I can but I don't think it would be useful

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

No kidding … waxing wouldn’t be an indication cuz not just girls wax their buttholes anymore.

Apparently waxed buttholes fart like a trumpet because there’s no hair to buffer the fart.

Anyone care to comment?

Hm. How much hair do people have that taking it off would change the sound of farts? I'm concerned

 

[crazychemgirl]

My God, I have missed every single photo you ever posted!

Muse - “I’m sure you’ll live”