Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

I agree that titties are nice, but I prefer small to medium perky ones.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Happy Birthday @NRJLIVES4ever !

does that mean you want @NRJLIVES4ever to be killed OR killed by boobies

 

[crazychemgirl]

I agree that titties are nice, but I prefer small to medium perky ones.

Preference is not what is being discussed here.

 

[MrsPassion]

@NRJLIVES4ever Happiest of Birthdays you sexy, absolute wonder of a person!! I hope the day is filled with all your favorite things!
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[Mr_bogey]

does that mean you want @NRJLIVES4ever to be killed OR killed by boobies

I want his birthday to spark. Boob fireworks would be an awesome start to a birthday.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I agree that titties are nice, but I prefer small to medium perky ones.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I want his birthday to spark. Boob fireworks would be an awesome start to a birthday.

I mean, you’re not wrong

 

[Mr_bogey]

Happy, happy birthday to the best ho on Lit, @NRJLIVES4ever !!! Love you darling!

Your emojis are broken

 

[Mr_bogey]

I agree that titties are nice, but I prefer small to medium perky ones.

I was just about to ask...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

@NRJLIVES4ever

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No. No, no NO! They each have 2 hands and are using those 2 hands to hold 1 tray holding 1 beer?! They could be holding 1 beer in each hand, or several beers on each tray. Seems like a wasted opportunity.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

or they could just take their tops off and hold their hands behind their backs

That would be more aesthetic than the waste of beer-bearing hands. I don't drink beer anyway, the math just wasn't mathing.

isnt every morning good for that

I was just telling her that too

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Preference is not what is being discussed here.

Yeah, seriously. And don't bring that negative self talk in here. Especially on the King's birthday.

All tits are amazing. ALL of them.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Happy birthday to my favorite hoey Lit hubby @NRJLIVES4ever !!! May your ranch be sweet and plentiful and your rockets be high and powerful.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

No. No, no NO! They each have 2 hands and are using those 2 hands to hold 1 tray holding 1 beer?! They could be holding 1 beer in each hand, or several beers on each tray. Seems like a wasted opportunity.

It kinda works for me personally. I'm a light drinker.

Happy birthday to my favorite hoey Lit hubby @NRJLIVES4ever !!! May your ranch be sweet and plentiful and your rockets be high and powerful.

This is just beautiful! I'm going to happy cry now.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

one more @NRJLIVES4ever

https://media.tenor.com/UtuS7B9qqv4AAAAC/happy-birthday-sexy.gif

Puurrrrrrr who is THIS?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Who do you want it to be?

Uh, I dunno. A birthday present?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Come over in an hour, the code to the gate is 6969, drive down the gravel path for an 1/8th of a mile, open the double doors to the foyer and wait for your surprise...

Very specific instructions. It's either a treasure hunt or a true crime show. I like it!

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Very specific instructions. It's either a treasure hunt or a true crime show. I like it!

Careful, I think those were also the instructions given to Joe Pesci in Goodfellas.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

it may be a trap, I will go with you as backup

Good call, it's always important when walking into a potential trap to have someone with you who can say 'Told you so' as things go south

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I agree that titties are nice, but I prefer small to medium perky ones.

@Mr_bogey is that you?

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

we have a sold plan, if things get dicey he will ranch on them and I will shove them into a cavernous cunt

Sound strategy, are you going to be bringing the cavernous cunt with you?

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Does this mean I need more gas for the wood chipper?

Never heard anyone call it that before.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Good call, it's always important when walking into a potential trap to have someone with you who can say 'Told you so' as things go south

I thought the point was to bring extra people to spring the booby traps before you?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Does this mean I need more gas for the wood chipper?

More ranch for the meat pocket. Whatever you want to call it.