Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

I wondered this but decided to just let it go. Maybe rotting turkey causes confusion?

Always ask

 

[MrsPassion]

I've been hydrating all day in anticipation.

FALSE!
There isn't enough water in the world...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Wonder if there'll be categories for Thirstiest and Most Hydrated in the Lit S&S Awards? @crazychemgirl

 

[MrsPassion]

Wonder if there'll be categories for Thirstiest and Most Hydrated in the Lit S&S Awards? @crazychemgirl

just for research purposes...ahem...
how are we rating who is most hydrated? What's the criteria?

 

[Bry1313]

Wonder if there'll be categories for Thirstiest and Most Hydrated in the Lit S&S Awards? @crazychemgirl

I kind of know who is on the podium for thirstiest, although someone is making a run

 

[MrsPassion]

I kind of know who is on the podium for thirstiest, although someone is making a run

you are a close second to Bogey...its neck and neck really

 

[Bry1313]

you are a close second to Bogey...its neck and neck really

I might be in the finals, but I’m not podium worthy.

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

just for research purposes...ahem...
how are we rating who is most hydrated? What's the criteria?

I think this calls for a scientific approach.... I believe I read in 'Smart people weekly' there is a test called "the wet-tshirt differential" that may be perfect for this...

 

[Mr_bogey]

Wonder if there'll be categories for Thirstiest and Most Hydrated in the Lit S&S Awards? @crazychemgirl

Definitely thirstiest.

 

[Mr_bogey]

you are a close second to Bogey...its neck and neck really

We are all so far behind @OrdinaryPerson , she can't possibly be caught. @Indie was close but her "ahem" is so understated, it will likely slide by the voters.

 

[Bry1313]

We are all so far behind @OrdinaryPerson , she can't possibly be caught. @Indie was close but her "ahem" is so understated, it will likely slide by the voters.

This is called lobbying for the bronze. We will see if this will work on the voters.

Also recent posts in this thread has demonstrated how discerning @OrdinaryPerson is when it comes to men.

 

[MrsPassion]

I think this calls for a scientific approach.... I believe I read in 'Smart people weekly' there is a test called "the wet-tshirt differential" that may be perfect for this...

Oh darn just put all my wet shirts in the dryer

I might be in the finals, but I’m not podium worthy.

Pffft humble brag much?

 

[Bry1313]

Pffft humble brag much?

Im not sure I keep up with you.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

This sounds like an Inception style threesome.

But come on, we know you aren’t thinking of bogey when you cum.

You're right. I'm thinking of @OrdinaryPerson

 

[MrsPassion]

Im not sure I keep up with you.

Moi? I’m thirsty?! How could you say that?

I’m gonna need so many boobs, and cock pops and helicopters…

And booby dances
And muffin mugshots
And filthy pms with accompanying original erotic artworks…


To get over such an unwarranted blow to my personal image

(Please send all sympathy gifts in PMs)

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why are you showing Ed Norton?

In my defense... all white people look the same

I wondered this but decided to just let it go. Maybe rotting turkey causes confusion?

That turkey was fine! No throw up and I pooped one healthy poop this morning.

We are all so far behind @OrdinaryPerson , she can't possibly be caught. @Indie was close but her "ahem" is so understated, it will likely slide by the voters.

Show me your ass

This is called lobbying for the bronze. We will see if this will work on the voters.

Also recent posts in this thread has demonstrated how discerning @OrdinaryPerson is when it comes to men.

Which one are you again?

You're right. I'm thinking of @OrdinaryPerson

Hi baby. I'd recognize your butthole from anywhere.

 

[Bry1313]

Which one are you again?

The one who knows the difference between John Cusack movies and Ed Norton movies

 

[Bry1313]

There's a difference?!

 

[Mr_bogey]

In my defense... all white people look the same

That turkey was fine! No throw up and I pooped one healthy poop this morning.

TMI. You really are older than me, aren't you?

Show me your ass

Ahem

Which one are you again?


Hi baby. I'd recognize your butthole from anywhere.

It's so cute, I have to agree.

 

[CthuluLives]

Ok I'll give yi some opinions and cause some offence..

High Fidelity and Grosse Point Blank both have excellent soundtracks.

Edward Norton and Brad Pitt have never been better than they are in Fight Club.

Nice Cage gets waaaaay more shit than he actually warrants.

Sean Connery was a prick and most Scots don't like him.

Tom Cruise has a career because of Scientology.

The 5th Element is the greatest film of all time.

Paul W Anderson is way over rated as a director.

Jennifer Connolly is the sexiest woman of all time.

I'm away tae my bed, had a shite day.

 

[CthuluLives]

No!

Fine.

 

[Strixaluco]

I'm away tae my bed, had a shite day.

I hope you get a better night.

(And I should be fast asleep already....)

 

[MrsPassion]

Nice Cage gets waaaaay more shit than he actually warrants.

Wrong.

 

[MrsPassion]

Paul W Anderson is way over rated as a director

Also wrong! What?!?

But I hope tomorrow is better for you.

 

[ShaneoD]

Wrong.

Damn I once got told I looked like him on omegle, I nearly quite the internet