Ask Me A Question v9.26.21

The first one was the most memorable. It was in the bath with a hand held show massager. And I really all I remember is a could not stop smiling for the entire next day.


Can people really change?
Yes, but they have to truly want to.

What’s your biggest regret?
 
What’s your biggest regret?
Back in the early 90s I got a new job that was a long commute, but the secretary also lived in the same city, so we agreed to car pool. Now, she was HOT, but she lived with her boyfriend, but she also wore skirts that were maybe a little short and sometimes distracted my attention when I was driving… anyway one week her boyfriend was gone on a trip, and she asked me to come into her place for a beer, and she changed into some comfy clothes… and I drank my beer and then left… and it was like Four. Months. Ago. I finally ran through it in my mind and realized that she wanted me to make a move… and she had been hinting about it for weeks before this! How stupid was I?!?

This really should be the only real evidence I need for being neurodiverse…

Have you had a similar experience where much later realized what was going on you were oblivious to?
 
Back in the early 90s I got a new job that was a long commute, but the secretary also lived in the same city, so we agreed to car pool. Now, she was HOT, but she lived with her boyfriend, but she also wore skirts that were maybe a little short and sometimes distracted my attention when I was driving… anyway one week her boyfriend was gone on a trip, and she asked me to come into her place for a beer, and she changed into some comfy clothes… and I drank my beer and then left… and it was like Four. Months. Ago. I finally ran through it in my mind and realized that she wanted me to make a move… and she had been hinting about it for weeks before this! How stupid was I?!?

This really should be the only real evidence I need for being neurodiverse…

Have you had a similar experience where much later realized what was going on you were oblivious to?
Yes.

HYE unexpected sex with stranger?
 
I like the bigger the better, but our family is kind of small.

Do you have any kind of tradition you do on Thanksgiving?
Most of the traditions have gone away now that my kids are grown.

When was the last time you spent a holiday with someone new?
 
Most of the traditions have gone away now that my kids are grown.

When was the last time you spent a holiday with someone new?
Last year with the new-ish gf.

Do you consider oral/manual stimulation essential to sex/foreplay, or is your attention focused purely on intercourse?
 
Last year with the new-ish gf.

Do you consider oral/manual stimulation essential to sex/foreplay, or is your attention focused purely on intercourse?
Yes. Intercourse alone isn't that satisfying

Have you ever spent an entire weekend with a lover and not had intercourse?
 
I have. There was mor to our relationship than sex. :)

What food are you looking forward to tomorrow?
The pecan pie I bought. Since I am spending the day by myself I am only making/having things I want.

What is something that your family always has that you don't like?
 
The pecan pie I bought. Since I am spending the day by myself I am only making/having things I want.

What is something that your family always has that you don't like?
Fruit salad with coconut. I can't stand coconut.

Are there any traditions you look forward to every year?
 
Are there any traditions you look forward to every year?
I dunno… we will see if we do cookie day this year (where kids decorate sugar cookies while my wife and sister in law bake other stuff that I don’t know why they still bake them and we end up throwing half of the cookies out because the damn kids can’t get one cookie out of the container without smashing four other ones to pieces), but don’t care for that much. So I guess no.

Are there any holiday traditions your family has that you dread?
 
I dunno… we will see if we do cookie day this year (where kids decorate sugar cookies while my wife and sister in law bake other stuff that I don’t know why they still bake them and we end up throwing half of the cookies out because the damn kids can’t get one cookie out of the container without smashing four other ones to pieces), but don’t care for that much. So I guess no.

Are there any holiday traditions your family has that you dread?
Not sure you could call it a tradition, it's just mandatory, but I dread putting away the decorations. So much work and tetrising lol.

Do you have a favorite ornament or decoration for this season?
 
Not sure you could call it a tradition, it's just mandatory, but I dread putting away the decorations. So much work and tetrising lol.

Do you have a favorite ornament or decoration for this season?
I do not.

At what age did you learn modesty?
 
7ish? I won’t go into details but mom definitely had to explain it to me more than once 🤷🏻‍♂️

What non sexual activity can get you in the mood almost every time?
 
7ish? I won’t go into details but mom definitely had to explain it to me more than once 🤷🏻‍♂️

What non sexual activity can get you in the mood almost every time?
Seeing a woman exercise.

What’s the most awkward location in which you had a major wardrobe malfunction and what was the malfunction?
 
Seeing a woman exercise.

What’s the most awkward location in which you had a major wardrobe malfunction and what was the malfunction?
My pant ripped at work. It was less a malfunction and more they got caught on a piece of exposed sharp metal. I was running and they caught, nearly stopped me in my tracks. I’m glad I was wearing underwear that day.

Who is your celebrity crush?
 
Twice. Once before work and once before bed.

What fiction universe would you most like to explore/live in?
 
Read and learn more about physics and accelerating mass


If you could learn more about one thing you didn’t learn enough of in school what would it be ?
 
Walnut Grove, Little House on The Prairie

If you could spend the day completely alone what would you do?
Play video games, nap, poke around Lit (unless that doesn’t count as being alone)
Read and learn more about physics and accelerating mass


If you could learn more about one thing you didn’t learn enough of in school what would it be ?
How to approach women in person. 🤣

Where’s your favorite place to take selfies (naughty or otherwise)?
 
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