Failed Flirtations

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Before Covid hit us, I took a membership at a local fitness center. I scheduled my Saturday workout just before 2pm closing to increase my chances of having a serendipitous event. There was another man who seemed to have the same idea. About the third Saturday, when I returned to my locker after my shower, he was standing by his locker with a magnificent erection. He was beautiful, but I didn't know how to respond to his proposal, if that is what it was.
Now, I think I would respond by lying on the bench, explaining that I needed to stretch my back, hoping that he would approach and dangle his balls near my face, which I would gladly lick.
 
Before Covid hit us, I took a membership at a local fitness center. I scheduled my Saturday workout just before 2pm closing to increase my chances of having a serendipitous event. There was another man who seemed to have the same idea. About the third Saturday, when I returned to my locker after my shower, he was standing by his locker with a magnificent erection. He was beautiful, but I didn't know how to respond to his proposal, if that is what it was.
Now, I think I would respond by lying on the bench, explaining that I needed to stretch my back, hoping that he would approach and dangle his balls near my face, which I would gladly lick.
Maybe you should had asked him " do you need any help with that hardon?? " And suggest you head to somewhere more private or is that to direct?? I dunno but if I saw a nice erection like what you described I would and definitely wanted to at least kiss or taste his cockhead hmmmm 😜?
 
There was one time I responded correctly. I left early from an all nite bar in Florida in the early eighties. A guy with a motorcycle helmet followed me outside and asked if I wanted to go somewhere. I said, Sure, and invited him to ride with me in my car. Neither of us had a "place" where we could go together. It was a very foggy night, so I just pulled over to the side of the road about a mile from the bar. We sucked off each other in the fog in the dark. It felt very good.
That wasn't exactly flirtatious, but it was definitely a strong come on.
 
Before Covid hit us, I took a membership at a local fitness center. I scheduled my Saturday workout just before 2pm closing to increase my chances of having a serendipitous event. There was another man who seemed to have the same idea. About the third Saturday, when I returned to my locker after my shower, he was standing by his locker with a magnificent erection. He was beautiful, but I didn't know how to respond to his proposal, if that is what it was.
Now, I think I would respond by lying on the bench, explaining that I needed to stretch my back, hoping that he would approach and dangle his balls near my face, which I would gladly lick.
I might have said "looks like you must have seen something good to get that excited" "Any chance you might share what it was?" and keep glancing at his hard tool while you have a smile or a smirk on your face.

This way the ball is now in his court and he knows you showed some interest. Now that you started the conversation, let him show you which way he wants it to go.

Think of this kind of potential meet up as a preliminary game of showing potential interest. This way no one ever over steps due to a misunderstanding. If he does the same thing, more than likely you are both on the same wet page! Lol..
 
Hi everybody.
What is a wet page?
I might be prepared the next time that situation arises.
 
A wet page comment I made refers to being on the same page with a potential FWB, but because the idea or topic is so exciting and gets your juices flowing .....now it's a wet page. Basically horny page! Lol....:)
 
This is a great topic. Learning the rules and signs of serious flirtations is a challenge. Men are not really taught them - especially in M2M connections. There are so many varieties of cues and symbolic actions that a new person in the game can miss them. I learned by going to clothing optional gay resorts, clubs and bathhouses and watching others and opening myself to opportunities that felt safe and comfortable. I also spent time talking and listening to the men I met who guided me and helped me navigate the gay experience. I remember visiting a naturist camp, too. Missed a few flirtatious cues, but ended up with a delicious, young man who sought me out. We had a fun weekend!
Excellent point about men not being told about them, ESPECIALLY in M2M situations!!! I wish there was a "How to Pick up Guys for DUMMIES" book!
 
Couple of times.

Had an older couple bring myself and my friend from school home to their house after a night of drinking and playing pool. Neither of us had any idea and we hung out till almost 4 am. They seemed fun for sure.

Another time, this Godess I worked with and her boyfriend called me up to come over and hang out for the night after she got off work. He was very fem, and she was a tall dancer but very sexy. I didn't even consider when they called begging me to come over.

Had two ladies show up at my house dressed up for fun and my dumb stupid drunk ass didn't want to leave. One of them was already giving my reg bj's on our car ride to work and the other was a blonde bombshell with crazy hot.body and I was like naw. I am good.

Frigging dumbass kid. At this age is any of those happen I would probably break a leg moving so fast trying to go hang out, but this ain't never going to happen.
 
I’m not the quickest person when it comes to picking up on flirting, especially from guys. First one was when I was in a local drug store. I was picking up a new pair of pantyhose and some KY. There was a line at the main register so I went to the photo counter. The clerk was a beautiful young man I his early 20’s. He smiled, rung up my order, and asked if there was anything else he could do for me. What I missed was the knowing wink and grin he gave me. I’ve been back there looking for him, it I have never seen him since.
 
The second was from a good friend and co-worker. I was at a gun show with him and his wife. Out of the blue he tells me that his wife is giving him a 3sum for his birthday. I was floored. I looked over at her and she winked and nodded. I didn’t know why to say, or how to react. Much later, a couple of years, I asked him if he ever got his present. He said yes he did, it was a FMF and he loved it. He said the reason she allowed him to have the 3sum is that he had allowed her to have a MFM for her birthday present. I was floored. I never would have expected that from him. I guess you done always know people that well.
 
I lived in a house converted into an apartment ! A coworker got me an apartment in there because he lived there also ! After a year he moved out and his separated wife moved in ! We made a spliter to get cable and split bill I worked afternoons she call me and told me to come see her before work! I know on door and she is in towel right up to pussy and talking to me about bill ! I left with a bigger bill and a hard on! Later on I found out she fucked a couple of people she worked with! And one day at work the coworker was telling me we were talking about you last night! What could have been !🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
 
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