Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

@Indie told you I said hi and I was missing you, right?

She did indeed.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

They look alike both have “punch me”faces so i assumed they were loosely related

Well… 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon and all that

 

[LupineOne]

Well heck, does she make salad as good as I do?

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Goddamn it

 

[Bry1313]

Goddamn it

You’ve seen those in the wild, haven’t you

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

@Indie told you I said hi and I was missing you, right?

PG!!!

 

[LupineOne]

You’ve seen those in the wild, haven’t you

Yes, yes I have. Too many times. And they aren’t bad. Except for that one. *involuntary shudder*

 

[Photog1rl]

PG!!!

Hi Nebs! I miss you.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hi Nebs! I miss you.

Samesies!

 

[Mr_bogey]

As someone who occasionally slips back into a So Cal beach babe accent when I'm tired or excited, I hate hate haaate when it gets mistaken for a valley girl accent

As someone who has not heard your voice, I would never make such a presumption. As someone who has heard OP's voice, I was going for accuracy.
#nailedit

 

[Mr_bogey]

Also quoting and bookmarking these so I can remind myself later.

What did I miss?
https://giphy.com/gifs/2mG3TDbUTFY5UznyjS

 

[Mr_bogey]

They look alike both have “punch me”faces so i assumed they were loosely related

I knew someday I'd find out you weren't perfect.
1. They do NOT look alike
2. John Cusack does not have a "punch me" face.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh yah?

Yeah bud … no sir, gotta take care of yourself ya know.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I knew someday I'd find out you weren't perfect.
1. They do NOT look alike
2. John Cusack does not have a "punch me" face.

You sir , are CORRECT

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

@MrsPassion watch 2012. It’s good and it’s on Netflix. It’s not believable, it’s not artsy, but it’s good! And woody harrelson has a cameo. You know who he is don’t you? Ffs

 

[MrsPassion]

I knew someday I'd find out you weren't perfect.
1. They do NOT look alike
2. John Cusack does not have a "punch me" face.

You say tomato

 

[MrsPassion]

@MrsPassion watch 2012. It’s good and it’s on Netflix. It’s not believable, it’s not artsy, but it’s good! And woody harrelson has a cameo. You know who he is don’t you? Ffs

Of course I know Woody Harrelson

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You’re the worst

I still agree but I oddly liked reading that exhange. Ok Bry1313, you're only allowed to speak Fargo now.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

As someone who occasionally slips back into a So Cal beach babe accent when I'm tired or excited, I hate hate haaate when it gets mistaken for a valley girl accent

*Takes notes on what to call it from now on

 

[MrsPassion]

I still agree but I oddly liked reading that exhange. Ok Bry1313, you're only allowed to speak Fargo now.

You’re creating a monster

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You’re creating a monster

He's already a monster. Don't blame me

 

[LupineOne]

He's already a monster. Don't blame me

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[MrsPassion]

He's already a monster. Don't blame me

Well a monster-ER then! It’s gonna be nothing but “you betcha’s” and “don’t cha kno” from here on out. He will never stop.

And. That’s. On. You.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well a monster-ER then! It’s gonna be nothing but “you betcha’s” and “don’t cha kno” from here on out. He will never stop.

And. That’s. On. You.

I prefer that to his normal shtick

 

[MrsPassion]

I prefer that to his normal shtick

Pitifully thirsty drama llama?

It might be a slight improvement

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I don’t know that I’ve ever paused for anything mid-blow job … unless it’s to just be like.. get in this pussy already!

Well if I didn't stop when his mom called him, I'm sure not going to stop for anything else

While I know I have an American accent, most Americans find me accentless.

Really? I thought I heard a little (Irish, maybe?) lilt in your voice. Even if you're not from Ireland, it's possible to absorb accents based on what you hear when you learn to speak. My ex-fiance and his twin were born in CA, but have slight Filipino accents because their parents' native language was Tagalog.

have you seen the movie Valley Girl?

Part of that was filmed at the mall in my hometown! I worked there for several months. Definitely a beach city, not the Valley. Jackie Brown and Bad Santa were filmed there too.