Haiku

[Candy_Kane54]

A Shakespearean
Sonnet met a Petrarchan
Sonnet in a bar.

They compared notes and
Discovered their forms differed
In Rhyme but not lines.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

A Hyperbole
Exclaimed, "I am the greatest!"
And promptly dropped dead.

"It was like a bad
dream," said the Simile, a
Sad look on his face.

"It was a nightmare,"
Added the Metaphor when
queried about it.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

A couplet took a
couple of tries to get its
two lines straightened out.

It began with a
thesis and ended with a
synthesis of love.

Not realizing
that it skipped an important
step - antithesis.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Love and Hate often
Are thought to be opposites
But that is not right.

To Love something or
Hate something requires caring
about the subject.

Indifference is
The opposite of caring
And thus Love and Hate.

 

[Bamagan]

Love and Hate often
Are thought to be opposites
But that is not right.

To Love something or
Hate something requires caring
about the subject.

Indifference is
The opposite of caring
And thus Love and Hate.

In terms of the math
One and negative one are
Indeed opposites

Indifference is
More like null than opposite
By my count, at least

 

[AlinaX]

I'll tell you one thing:
imaginary number
takes up a whole line

 

[AlinaX]

but in computing
any value not zero
is treated as true

 

[Bamagan]

Aye, the square root of
i, a.k.a hate, equals
An eye for an eye

 

[Bamagan]

but in computing
any value not zero
is treated as true

That would explain why
Online conspiracy memes
Take up so much air

 

[AlinaX]

hmm, let's start one now:
that candy kane is really
fifty-four people...

 

[Candy_Kane54]

The fifty four is
Only a red herring for
Conspiracy nuts.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Imagine ... fifty
Four Candy Kanes gathered in
one place - Mind blowing!

 

[Bamagan]

If someone fit all
fifty-four canes in their mouth...
yeah, diabetic

 

[Winter_Fare]

There is no debate
Just the usual ignorance
Bigotry and hate

 

[Candy_Kane54]

I wanted to write
A Haiku but I had no
Notion what to say.

 

[Bamagan]

Not a doctor, but...
Alternative medicine
sure has gotten weird!

 

[Voboy]

Your life unravels;
One day each year, it runs smooth.
Turkey heals us all.

 

[Voboy]

Well, who'd have thought it:
Lightweight sex posts in AH!
Some threads work, I guess.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Lightweight sex posts are
No substitute for stories
Making you happy.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Only ten days left
To see if my treatments were
The answer I sought.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

A Summer's hot day
And a tinkling stream at noon
Sets the scene for fun.

A gentle touch pulls
A soft moan from your mouth that
Only we can hear.

The hot sun brings out
The dew on my skin as we
Enjoy each other.

The afterglow brings
A contentment that we are
Meant for each other.

The tinkling stream
Pays us no mind as it wends
It's way through the glade.

 

[MargotPayge]

I've been gone a while.
It wasn't a vacation,
but melancholy.

 

[Voboy]

Leave? A door closes.
Still ajar, though, it beckons:
Wonderful unknown.

 

[MargotPayge]

Though I tried to write,
No words filled the empty page.
My empty heart's fruit.

 

[Voboy]

That's the beauty, though:
The room might not be empty.
Possibilities.