Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

is that...olives with bleu cheese?

Annnnnnnnd vodka!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

you have to sit on santas lap for it to work right

Okay, now I need to see you in a Santa hat

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Okay, now I need to see you in a Santa hat

I'm his head out elsewhere?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm his head out elsewhere?

Otis is coffee?

 

[LupineOne]

Otis is coffee?

Otis, buddy….

….run.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s ok …. I’ve had my coffee. I’ve been up for an hour already

 

[Bry1313]

how do you drink it with your head all fuckin sideways? you using a sippy cup?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Shut up and kiss him already.

 

[Bry1313]

no tongue though

What’s the point then

 

[Bry1313]

bro I was helping you out, I always have a little ketchup in my beard.

Might want to wash your face sometimes then. Hygiene is important.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You guys

 

[peekingone]

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I am a classy person having a classy persons dirty martini. Shaken not stirred

Even in travel container

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Otis, buddy….

….run.

What... What's happening?

 

[crazychemgirl]

What... What's happening?

It’s ok …. I won’t devour you.

 

[LupineOne]

What... What's happening?

It was early in the morning, and she hadn’t had her coffee yet, or so I’d thought

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

some of these ladies might like a little snack.

I don't like ketchup either

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

it was only a Bry deterrent. I have catnip for you

You don't need catnip for me

 

[Bry1313]

I don't like ketchup either

 

[crazychemgirl]

But honestly… how hilarious would a ketchup war be?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Meow..

*Curls up in your lap and purrrrrs*

So I don't like a crappy worm-riddled condiment? Don't make this weird, Bry!

 

[Bry1313]

can we spartan kick people down into the cavernous cunt?

 

[Vitriolhack]

On another note or count…!!

The last day this year will be:

123123

…. Ah Ah Ah Ah……

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck 2023


And fuck 2024 while we’re at it

 

[crazychemgirl]

Though at least next year is a leap year … yay Feb 29


Why can’t we just have a world uprising and force the world to use a 4 week / 13 month calendar ????

 

[Mr_bogey]

Though at least next year is a leap year … yay Feb 29


Why can’t we just have a world uprising and force the world to use a 4 week / 13 month calendar ????

What would you name the 13th month?