Sex & Shenanigans

[MrsPassion]

That doesn’t tell me anything. Does it go to nipple fetishes? Does it go to milking the prostate? Does it go to some odd fetish where men want to breastfeed?

You’ll have to pick up a copy of my memoirs “Too Many Hoes, Holes, and Hotels| How Mrs. P Got Her Groove Back.” to get that answer.

(Available on Amazon Kindle, Audible or wherever you get your smut from )

 

[Mr_bogey]

You’ll have to pick up a copy of my memoirs “Too Many Hoes, Holes, and Hotels| How Mrs. P Got Her Groove Back.” to get that answer.

(Available on Amazon Kindle, Audible or wherever you get your smut from )

Can I get an autographed copy?

Do I make the book?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Exactly where it would after a decade and a half of having my own credit card and unfettered access to porn on the internet.

Dark, dark places is the answer.

Does someone share a nursing kink with me?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Does someone share a nursing kink with me?

Is there a kink you don't have.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Is there a kink you don't have.

Ponies? All animals, actually.

 

[MrsPassion]

Can I get an autographed copy?

Do I make the book?

You’re in chapter three “Stay Thirsty, My Friend.”

Does someone share a nursing kink with me?

This might be one of few we don’t share

 

[Mr_bogey]

Ponies? All animals, actually.

Knew I was taking my life in my hands there and I somehow manage to escape unscathed by indie's rapier wit.

 

[Mr_bogey]

You’re in chapter three “Stay Thirsty, My Friend.”

This might be one of few we don’t share

But I did not leave the battlefield w/o a wound.

 

[MrsPassion]

But I did not leave the battlefield w/o a wound.

I’m still hurt from “it will cum out my nose” as my suggested title

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Knew I was taking my life in my hands there and I somehow manage to escape unscathed by indie's rapier wit.

You made a valid point

 

[Bbl87]

Does someone share a nursing kink with me?

I do love me some sexy nurse...

Today has proven that when people (especially men) say “milk me” my mind does not go to the right places.

Appropriately, or perhaps inappropriately, so.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Ok, because I like @crazychemgirl i tried it. The first bite isn’t great but once the cream of the Oreo and the “cheese” mix in your mouth it tastes pretty good. It’s not cheesecake but it’s actually good and I didn’t want to believe it.

I wouldn't say it was good. But it was...not bad either.

Holy hell. I go to work and you lot of nutters go all the way off the deep end!!! I open my phone to video of @Indie eating that nightmare and then have to explain the disgusted noises I’m making to my colleagues…while Indie looks all cute and stuff at the same time.

Such an emotional rollercoaster

I’m firmly with @Lmizzler on this one and that abomination will not pass these lips

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I do love me some sexy nurse...

Not that kind of nursing.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

while Indie looks all cute and stuff at the same time.

Did you say something besides this?

 

[Bbl87]

Not that kind of nursing.

I mean, there's that too...

 

[MrsPassion]

Appropriately, or perhaps inappropriately, so

I have conflicted feelings on the matter

 

[MrsPassion]

Either way, it seems that there will be no milkings

Yeesh

buy a girl a penthouse, three faux fur coats, a new corvette, and a partridge in a pear tree first will ya?!?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I’m not sure what you mean. I have very small boobies.

I’m dying laughing imagining that’s what you call your husband and small human

Ponies? All animals, actually.

That’s NMK either but the hilarity of the Pmann Pony Play thread absolutely is. Is uncontrollable laughter a kink?

Did you say something besides this?

Pretty sure in the last 24 hours I’ve also uttered “what a brat” and “good girl”

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Pretty sure in the last 24 hours I’ve also uttered “what a brat” and “good girl”

Are you trying to make me cum?

 

[MrsPassion]

I’m dying laughing imagining that’s what you call your husband and small human

Lmfao! I really should. I’ll try tonight and report back although recently my son has picked up a lot of my foul language. And parent teacher conferences are next week

Meh…yolo…

 

[Bbl87]

Are you trying to make me cum?

I mean, isn't that the goal around these parts?

 

[MrsPassion]

My goodness, you ladies are demanding. I haven’t even taken that good of care of myself.

What can I say? It’s inflation and milking ain’t easy

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[Deleted member 6592667]

What can I say? It’s inflation and milking ain’t easy

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Fun being on the recieving end though. Uh, so I figure.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You’ll have to pick up a copy of my memoirs “Too Many Hoes, Holes, and Hotels| How Mrs. P Got Her Groove Back.” to get that answer.

(Available on Amazon Kindle, Audible or wherever you get your smut from )

Fuck you’re amazing

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Of course Nebs!

Connie!!!!