Sex & Shenanigans

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The look on my face when I'm expecting a Battlestar Gallactica but get a thumb instead.

I have really big thumbs. And they are just a prelude to the deathstar capped lightsaber

Man, I'm not around for awhile and I start missing the sci-fi references.

Which reminds me, I need to go back and watch Battlestar Glactica... though now the association might make it weird.

This one time I masturbated with my left hand and it was amazing. Why don't I do that more often? Going left I mean. I beat off plenty already.

Eh, I've tried it before. It did feel like a whole different person. A very uncoordinated person.
 
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