Lootequiette: Pmann's Totally Original/Unaffiliated Thread

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Fuck a Monarch Butterfly and watch the wildlife commissioners lose their shit.

Fucking aristocrats

 

[aussiegeekygal]

This is why we would be friends. The mere idea of you and me hanging out together would send the Lit-ginas into sensory overload.

I just ovulated

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Fucking aristocrats

Truth be told, they're lazy fucks.
Better to fuck a scrappy up and comer who has something to prove.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Maybe, being told to be "lady-like" qualifies. I was told repeatedly growing up to be more lady-like. I just figured that if it wasn't required brothers to be lady-like, then wasn't necessary for me.

And you started chewing tobacc-ie to show them how unladylike you could be?

 

[Lord Pmann]

1. Meth
2. Heroin
3. Hard seltzer
4. Apple iPhone

You have the green text bubble of shame. Gross.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Truth be told, they're lazy fucks.
Better to fuck a scrappy up and comer who has something to prove.

Or an up and cummer.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

1. Meth
2. Heroin
3. Hard seltzer
4. Apple iPhone

Prude.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Or an up and cummer.

I just ovulated again

 

[MindYaBitness]

And you started chewing tobacc-ie to show them how unladylike you could be?

No, but I learned to call in waterfowl, won junior firemarshal, and ran a back'oe, all in full makeup & heels

 

[aussiegeekygal]

No, but I learned to call in waterfowl, won junior firemarshal, and ran a back'oe, all in full makeup & heels

My ovaries cannot handle this thread today

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Truth be told, they're lazy fucks.
Better to fuck a scrappy up and comer who has something to prove.

That's a good point, proving how much dick they could handle would definitely impress me

 

[hotwords229_A]

ran a back'oe, all in full makeup & heels

Photographic evidence please.

 

[Lord Pmann]

My ovaries cannot handle this thread today

Sorry, she said in heels. Not in TOMS.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fuck a Monarch Butterfly and watch the wildlife commissioners lose their shit.

For the record, that's a blue morpho, so I think you're safe

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Sorry, she said in heels. Not in TOMS.

I can switch, ok??

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Gross.

I know you are, but what am I?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Prude.

You should try them first.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Toy should try them first.

I'd try meth, I think. My motto is always try everything twice, but once is probably enough for half that list

 

[MindYaBitness]

1. Meth
2. Heroin
3. Hard seltzer
4. Apple iPhone

Ditto!!!! I love my Samsung!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I'd try meth, I think. My motto is always try everything twice, but once is probably enough for half that list

I like my meth in the form of ADHD meds.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ditto!!!! I love my Samsung!

I tried to switch to an iPhone over the summer and it was the worst month of my life

 

[MindYaBitness]

I tried to switch to an iPhone over the summer and it was the worst month of my life

I have an iPhone for work, and Samsung Zfold for personal. I cannot stand the iPhone!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I like my meth in the form of ADHD meds.

Well shit, I didn't know I could get them that way! Time to go tell my doctor that I can't focus on anything, ever

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I have an iPhone for work, and Samsung Zfold for personal. I cannot stand the iPhone!

I have one for work, too. But I only use it for calls, text, and emails. I didn't realize how stupid the phone was until I tried to use it for personal use.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Well shit, I didn't know I could get them that way! Time to go tell my doctor that I can't focus on anything, ever

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