Sex & Shenanigans

[MrsPassion]

I pictured you more as melted butter…..for the corn

I’m omniscient and can take many forms which means I can melt a number of ways.
Duh!!

 

[MrsPassion]

I pictured you more as melted butter…..for the corn

And I couldn’t find a cute melted butter gif

 

[Bbl87]

Well there’s the Snapping Turtle:
You fold your lips over your teeth and nibble down the side like a hamster eating a cracker.


Then there’s the “Peek-A-Boo”: where you lay their dick across your eyes and say “where’s da wittle boner? Where’s da wittle boner?” in your best baby talk voice.


Guaranteed ranching.

You are clearly a master of your artform.

 

[LupineOne]

And I couldn’t find a cute melted butter gif

Water or butter, I’d lick up every drop

 

[MrsPassion]

Water or butter, I’d lick up every drop

*All the girly giggles*

 

[MrsPassion]

You are clearly a master of your artform.

I’ve put years into honing my craft.

 

[Bbl87]

I’ve put years into honing my craft.

I'd say the same. But my opportunities have been few and far between these past few years, so the tongue is a bit rusty...

 

[MrsPassion]

I'd say the same. But my opportunities have been few and far between these past few years, so the tongue is a bit rusty...

Does it taste like copper?

 

[Bbl87]

Does it taste like copper?

More like iron.

 

[MrsPassion]

More like iron.

Yikes!!

 

[LupineOne]

Apple bourbon bread pudding in the oven, because autumn. And I love apples and bourbon

 

[MrsPassion]

Apple bourbon bread pudding in the oven, because autumn. And I love apples and bourbon

I wish I wasn’t allergic to apples that sounds amazing

 

[Wand3rlust]

More like iron.

With texture?

 

[LupineOne]

I wish I wasn’t allergic to apples that sounds amazing

It is…drizzle a little homemade caramel sauce on there and

 

[Bry1313]

With texture?

With little red bumps?

 

[Wand3rlust]

With little red bumps?

 

[MrsPassion]

Guys…ewww

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

And I couldn’t find a cute melted butter gif

Unionize and strike!

 

[Bbl87]

With texture?

I think I know what we're implying here.

I'm not ashamed to say I've earned my red wings.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I think I know what we're implying here.

I'm not ashamed to say I've earned my red wings.

Red wings give you bull?

 

[Bbl87]

Red wings give you bull?

The logic would follow it seems.

 

[MrsPassion]

Unionize and strike!

What do we want?!
More corn themed gifs!

When do we want em?
Now!!

 

[Bry1313]

Red wings give you bull?

Brilliant

 

[Bry1313]

What do we want?!
More corn themed gifs!

When do we want em?
Now!!

 

[MrsPassion]

I was screaming “oh no! Your hair!! You’re haaaair!!” Watching that and it ended exactly like I was hoping it wouldn’t