Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Girl…I don’t eat lamb, goat, duck, duck, goose, snails, fish or seafood of any kind, WTF makes you think I’d eat people meat?!

I’ve heard it tastes like chicken.

 

[Bry1313]

Girl…I don’t eat lamb, goat, duck, duck, goose, snails, fish or seafood of any kind, WTF makes you think I’d eat people meat?!

There is a lot of red meat not listed. What if we had homemade ranch to dip the meat in?

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Girl…I don’t eat lamb, goat, duck, duck, goose, snails, fish or seafood of any kind, WTF makes you think I’d eat people meat?!

Ah, so you're marsupial eater. I hear barbequed Koala is a rare delicacy.

 

[LupineOne]

Girl…I don’t eat lamb, goat, duck, duck, goose, snails, fish or seafood of any kind, WTF makes you think I’d eat people meat?!

If you get hungry enough, you’d be surprised what you’re willing to eat

 

[LupineOne]

I’ve heard it tastes like chicken.

Pork. It tastes like pork.

 

[MrsPassion]

Pork. It tastes like pork.

So just how many people have you eaten?

 

[Bry1313]

So just how many people have you eaten?

Suddenly zombie corn is intrigued

 

[MrsPassion]

Suddenly zombie corn is intrigued

Keep it up. You’ll be the first person I bite and turn into a zombie corn.

 

[MrsPassion]

I like how you put that. Want to make it one more?

You asking me or Wolfie?

 

[Bry1313]

Keep it up. You’ll be the first person I bite and turn into a zombie corn.

Don’t tease me with a good time

 

[MrsPassion]

Don’t tease me with a good time

Have you met me?
That’s literally all I do here

 

[LupineOne]

So just how many people have you eaten?

That’s classified. But rest assured, they all deserved it.
A few even enjoyed it. And no, I’m not telling you how many people I’ve eaten that way either

 

[MrsPassion]

That’s classified. But rest assured, they all deserved it.
A few even enjoyed it. And no, I’m not telling you how many people I’ve eaten that way either

Oh cmon Wolfie
I’m dying to know, share with the class.

 

[MrsPassion]

Let’s call it an open invitation

Do you like a lot of teeth? Like strong molar action?

I’ve got this one move called the “hungry hungry hip-ho” I basically just run at your crotch open mouthed and see what I catch

As you can tell I’m clearly very skilled. So…we doing this?

 

[LupineOne]

Oh cmon Wolfie
I’m dying to know, share with the class.

I never share all my culinary skills and experiences
That would be bad form

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do you like a lot of teeth? Like strong molar action?

I’ve got this one move called the “hungry hungry hip-ho” I basically just run at your crotch open mouthed and see what I catch

As you can tell I’m clearly very skilled. So…we doing this?

<makes notes>

Please continue.

 

[Bbl87]

You’ve an unignorable…presence…

Presence you say... I do stand out when I walk into a room. Being a large bearded man has that effect.

 

[MrsPassion]

I never share all my culinary skills and experiences
That would be bad form

Tease

 

[LupineOne]

Tease

Part of the plan and pleasure

 

[MrsPassion]

<makes notes>

Please continue.

Well there’s the Snapping Turtle:
You fold your lips over your teeth and nibble down the side like a hamster eating a cracker.


Then there’s the “Peek-A-Boo”: where you lay their dick across your eyes and say “where’s da wittle boner? Where’s da wittle boner?” in your best baby talk voice.


Guaranteed ranching.

 

[MrsPassion]

Sorry for the delay, I had to catch my breath after reading that… I enjoy kinky challenges but I thought that we were talking about my favorite delicacies.

And I was talking about mine
*ba-dum tiss*

 

[MrsPassion]

Part of the plan and pleasure

What ever you say Wolf

 

[LupineOne]

What ever you say Wolf

Good girl

 

[MrsPassion]

Good girl

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[Bry1313]

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I pictured you more as melted butter…..for the corn