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Dammit… I just realized in a month I’ll be 61, which somehow feels much older than 60. That’ll be another year past without sex, too. It’s already feeling depressing, and I’m already dealing with depression as it is.

I need a woman to touch me and make me feel like a sexual being again! I’m tired of feeling like I don’t matter, that my role for the rest of my life is taking care of everything and everybody but I can’t take care of me.

And so it goes, this is the road I’m stuck on, who knows which birthday will be the last? I survived a burst aneurysm in my head despite the overwhelming odds against it, last spring t got appendicitis and if I’d gone to get checked out an hour later it would have burst. I’m on medications for high blood pressure that the dose is being increased again, after it was just increased two months ago, plus other medications for this and that, and if the new dose doesn’t work I’ll have to take another pill too.

I just had my depression medication changed because the old one kept making it harder and harder just to get an orgasm, and I didn’t bother telling the doc my only outlet was jerking it… sometimes two hours or so before giving up for the day, and every time i tried something different that got me there it only worked once or twice and not again. Ive used prostate massager, other toys… tonight I didn’t even try..

Sleeping gets more challenging, and the doc thinks I may have sleep apnea so there’s that fun to look forward to.

Sometimes I doubt I’ll live to see 70, one more aneurysm and that’s probably going to be it for me, and that’s assuming something else doesn’t happen first.

The bright spot right now? A young woman I’ve messeaged back and forth with who says she’s in Florida and has a fetish for older men and teachers… but for all I know they could be a 41 year old man in his moms basement doing this with all kinds of other guys. Even if she’s real there’s no chance of meeting. It’s fun while chatting, at least.

Don’t worry that I’m thinking about ending my life, friends, I’m too damn stubborn to even try, because I still think something better is going to happen to make all this worth it.

Anyway, that’s my annual whining and complaining a month ahead of my birthday. I’d imagine some of you are dealing with wise shit than I am.
Hang in there friend...I am over the 60 mark...maybe we need a 60 plus thread!
 
I’m a 67-year-old married man. I wrote 38 stories for Lit in ten months and I am now pretty much burned out from writing. I was going through some stuff, and I truly believe writing erotica was my therapy.
 
OK, now that we've got things rolling here, let's see what we can find out about each other! Here's some questions I hope everyone will take the time to answer, and of course, I will answer them myself.

1. How old are you? 60, 61 next month
2. If you still work, what field are you in? High School Substitute Teacher
3. What was the last time you got a reminder of just how old you are? Today, I was talking with an 18-year-old and they mentioned how old their mother was, and I was old enough to be their mother's father!
4. Do you have a partner you have sex with? Not at this time
5. Have you found yourself being more or less kinky as you get older? Definitely more
6. If you had a chance to become half your age, physically, would you, and what would you do? I would definitely take that, because most of my medical crap happened in the last 20 years, so I could avoid some of that stuff happening by making changes. And I would probably be going after younger women!
7. What's the best part of being over 50? A lifetime of learning and wisdom that I can't get my own kids to listen to.
8. What's the worst part about being over 50? Things hurting for no good damn reason at all.
9. Do you have less than or more than 5 prescription medications you take daily? I'm at 6 now, but I could be looking at a 7th soon.
10. How many years younger than you is the youngest person you've had sex with? 9, I think, and that would be my wife. I don't know that I knew the ages of previous partners, some could have been younger than that.

Looking forward to responses!
 
1. 54
2. Retired / college rugby coach
3. playing rugby with 18-21 year olds
4. yes
5. no
6 who wouldn’t
7. having a lot of money
8. nothing really, don’t mind it one bit
9. zero medications
10. 22 years I believe. or right around there.
 
1. How old are you? 48 I like older women.
2. If you still work, what field are you in? High School Athletics (not a teacher)
3. What was the last time you got a reminder of just how old you are? The kids at school tell me often.
4. Do you have a partner you have sex with? None that I'm aware of. Wouldn't mind some of the kids moms. MMMmmmmm
5. Have you found yourself being more or less kinky as you get older? Definitely less (sad to say).
6. If you had a chance to become half your age, physically, would you, and what would you do? (This sounds horrid) If I could be young again and able to talk to the girls the way I can now (NO I'M NOT HITTING ON or INTERESTED IN THE FEMALE STUDENTS!!! I LIKE MY JOB AND DON'T NEED / WANT TO GET ARRESTED!!!) Or find a version of a female student more my age.
7. What's the best part of being over 50? Guessing the ability to do nothing and not give a darn. I'm learning this quickly. I tell ppl now I'm on ISLAND TIME. I don't have a care in the world. Only thing I'm missing is an umbrella drinks.
8. What's the worst part about being over 50? All the aches and pains the body puts out.
9. Do you have less than or more than 5 prescription medications you take daily? I'm at 2 so far.
10. How many years younger than you is the youngest person you've had sex with? I was 23 and having sex w/ a 39 yo woman. I was 40 and getting BJ's from a 68 yo woman. Those are the biggest gaps I can think of.

Sorry I'm not more interesting.
 
OK, now that we've got things rolling here, let's see what we can find out about each other! Here's some questions I hope everyone will take the time to answer, and of course, I will answer them myself.
1. 67
2. I'm a retired editor and publisher.
3. When I visited a doctor and I thought huh? Shouln't you be at school?
4. Yes, but not only with her.
5. O yes, definitely more. I now have an exhibitionist side, a light bondage side and a bi side. The older, the funnier.
6. No way. I'm retired. Would I be 33 then I had to work 30+ more years.
7 and 8. I just love being over 50. Never worry about unimportant things anymore. I really cannot name anything bad.
9. Less. Zero, to be precisely
10. 5 years
 
I think op means, in question 6, not to go back to your age but have the same health / body that you had at 30.
 
That is correct
I understood how you meant it. But that does not change my mind. I've had my share with prostate cancer and nasty diseases, but still love to be old. I think it's some kind of package deal 🙃. Your mind gets older and you know that all the things you thought were important and had to be done, are not important at all. I think it's annoying to have a body that wants to do all kind of things that your mind knows are completely useless. So I'm fine in my 67yo body, reminding me every now and then that the end is unevidable. Nothing wrong with being aware of that.
 
1. How old are you? 51
2. If you still work, what field are you in? Accounting
3. What was the last time you got a reminder of just how old you are? High Blood Pressure
4. Do you have a partner you have sex with? A partner? I wouldn't call it that.
5. Have you found yourself being more or less kinky as you get older? Depends what you consider kinky. But I am more open now than I was in my younger days
6. If you had a chance to become half your age, physically, would you, and what would you do? No. I don't think I would.
7. What's the best part of being over 50? Just not caring about what others think
8. What's the worst part about being over 50? Declining health
9. Do you have less than or more than 5 prescription medications you take daily? 3 prescriptions & 3 doctor recommended supplements. If I don't get my blood pressure under control I will be adding at least one other one. And possibly another for depression.
10. How many years younger than you is the youngest person you've had sex with? The youngest was 5 years younger. I was 24, he was 19. The oldest is 12 years older. I was 46 and he was 58 we were first together.
 
1. How old are you? 56

2. If you still work, what field are you in? Entertainer (that’s me in the pic…OK, I lied about that😂)

3. What was the last time you got a reminder of just how old you are? Not one but two hernia surgery’s last spring

4. Do you have a partner you have sex with? Wife of 30+yrs

5. Have you found yourself being more or less kinky as you get older? Always been kinky but I’d say more apt to indulge those kinks as I‘ve aged

6. If you had a chance to become half your age, physically, would you, and what would you do? No. I look back and remember just how hard I worked…I’m enjoying this transition

7. What's the best part of being over 50? Just not caring about what others think (totally stolen from AnnyMouse)…in fact when I turned 50, my present to myself was to rid myself of toxic people surrounding me…I’ve done that, and not let any one of the lot back in my life.

8. What's the worst part about being over 50? Not being able to lose those extra pounds at the drop of a hat like when younger…in fact I care less and less about this but, for health reasons I know I should

9. Do you have less than or more than 5 prescription medications you take daily? NO scripts…supplements the wife puts me on…too many to count🙄

10. How many years younger than you is the youngest person you've had sex with? The youngest was maybe 4-5 yrs younger? Too far in the rear view mirror to remember…The oldest? She would have been around 15-20 yrs older…depends on if she lied to me! 🤣
 
I'm 57 yo and my Filipina wife is 45 yo though she looks to be in her mid 30s tbh. She's very conservative due to a strict Roman Catholic upbringing in the Philippines but I'm trying my best to have her open up and explore her sexuality.

When she's a tad inebriated she loses her inhibitions and can be downright naughty 😜
 
I find chardonnay works wonders.
Yes it does. It's one of our so called " strength serums " we use when she's in one of them moods to let her hair down so to speak?!?! Tequila works well also though she can't drink too, too much of that for the obvious reasons.
 
1. How old are you? 50
2. If you still work, what field are you in? Mechanic/Auto Body
3. What was the last time you got a reminder of just how old you are? Went to bed and woke up with back pain.
4. Do you have a partner you have sex with? Yes
5. Have you found yourself being more or less kinky as you get older? More....all women thus far but have been curious lately.
6. If you had a chance to become half your age, physically, would you, and what would you do? No, I'm good where I am.
7. What's the best part of being over 50? Not likely to make the mistakes I made when I was younger.
8. What's the worst part about being over 50? Knee pain is worse
9. Do you have less than or more than 5 prescription medications you take daily? Less
10. How many years younger than you is the youngest person you've had sex with? 14 years, current.
 
1. How old are you? 57yo

2. If you still work, what field are you in? Managerial or aka babysitting 🤣

3. What was the last time you got a reminder of just how old you are? Someone mistaken my wife for my daughter 😳

4. Do you have a partner you have sex with? Yes. My beloved wife

5. Have you found yourself being more or less kinky as you get older? I've always been kinky and still find myself to be. Not more, not less.

6. If you had a chance to become half your age, physically, would you, and what would you do? I'm more than okay with myself ATM

7. What's the best part of being over 50? Knowing what I know and using this knowledge to the best of my ability.

8. What's the worst part about being over 50? Taking my medication.

9. Do you have less than or more than 5 prescription medications you take daily? More but hopefully I'll convince my cardiologist to allow me to stop a few of them soon.

10. How many years younger than you is the youngest person you've had sex with? 12 years. My wife is 12 years my junior.
 
1. How old are you? 55

2. If you still work, what field are you in? Semi retired. Working at a grocery store.

3. What was the last time you got a reminder of just how old you are? A cute young woman at work referred to me as the sweet old guy.

4. Do you have a partner you have sex with? Yes but looking polyamorous

5. Have you found yourself being more or less kinky as you get older? Probably the same just changing

6. If you had a chance to become half your age, physically, would you, and what would you do? I think I will stay the same.

7. What's the best part of being over 50? Don’t really give a shit about other peoples opinions.

8. What's the worst part about being over 50? Aches and pains.

9. Do you have less than or more than 5 prescription medications you take daily? Less

10. How many years younger than you is the youngest person you've had sex with? 9 years my wife.
 
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