Sex & Shenanigans

[PleaseLetMeIm]

Morning all!

You sound way too bright and cheery mate

 

[PleaseLetMeIm]

You've not heard my voice.

Imagine Eeyore the donkey saying it, but in a South Wales accent.

That should fix it

Am I meant to start flirting now and say “voice, is that the only bit of you that’s like a donkey?”

Help me out, I’m new here

 

[PleaseLetMeIm]

That's next level flirting though.
You may not be ready for the attention that will bring.

I’m kind of still at the wax on, wax off level mate

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You've not heard my voice.

Imagine Eeyore the donkey saying it, but in a South Wales accent.

That should fix it

Ohhh... does this mean you are the Welsh version of @Bry1313 ?

Interesting.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ohhh... does this mean you are the Welsh version of @Bry1313 ?

Interesting.

No, Bry likes to talk about dicks and would never ignore us.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Morning everyone!

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Don't attemot to fight with those two @Cratos, or they will get buttholes and sealife to haunt you....

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You're the nice one...

You really are not like @Bry1313 at all

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Morning everyone!

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Don't attemot to fight with those two @Cratos, or they will get buttholes and sealife to haunt you....

Wait until my AV changes and I try to ebone you.

 

[Lmizzler]

Wait until my AV changes and I try to ebone you.

I was just starting to appreciate the seal.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm ok with it.

It keeps them entertained and possibly saves someone more sensitive from their antics

Antics?

Isnt it presumptuous of you to think youre keeping us entertained?

I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

No one else knows either

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I'm ok with it.

It keeps them entertained and possibly saves someone more sensitive from their antics

Yea it's way to much fun giving them crap! I think they both enjoy it though...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You really are not like @Bry1313 at all

Because he doesn't know you

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Wait until my AV changes and I try to ebone you.

Bring it on! I'll just keep a few fish in my pocket to distract you so I can make a clean get-away.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I was just starting to appreciate the seal.

All the cool kids are doing it...

Informal poll for the guys here... whats sexier? Eboning to an AV of William Hung or to a screen name called CockSauce?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I was just starting to appreciate the seal.

Same! No more seal humor.... booooo.... or aaarrrrr aarrr arrr

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I was just starting to appreciate the seal.

I'm still missing those unbuttoned jeans...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Informal poll for the guys here... whats sexier? Eboning to an AV of William Hung or to a screen name called CockSauce?

do we have to pick one!?

Or could we get a twofer and get both!?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

do we have to pick one!?

Or could we get a twofer and get both!?

ill see you on Skype

 

[Lmizzler]

Is William Hung covered in cocksauce an option?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Is William Hung covered in cocksauce an option?

I like the way you think sir!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is William Hung covered in cocksauce an option?

Why Mizzy, I didnt know you could handle that much spice. Ill see you on Skype.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

ill see you on Skype

Don't threaten me with a good time ma’am!

For you I'll even toss in my Yoda voice for free.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm still missing those unbuttoned jeans...

Next AV, his shower hardware?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Why Mizzy, I didnt know you could handle that much spice. Ill see you on Skype.

Wow and I thought I was special!

*deletes Sams Club order of cocksauce*

 

[Lmizzler]

Why Mizzy, I didnt know you could handle that much spice. Ill see you on Skype.

Good point! I’m just a lame white boy American.