Lootequiette: Pmann's Totally Original/Unaffiliated Thread

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Please???

The maintenance crew hasn't been by in a bit, there's some work they need to tend to before the 'gates of hell' are ready for viewing

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I like a little body hair. I like a lot of body hair.
Mr. Aussie got a Brazilian wax this week and that's been different. Personally, I prefer nearly natural.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

For myself, it goes anywhere from bushy to bare depending on the season, my sex life, and my mood.

Same.
I love the versatility of pubes. They're strangely practical in unexpected ways

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Same.
I love the versatility of pubes. They're strangely practical in unexpected ways

Examples?

I won’t be posting my butthole. Sorry ladies, default and bogey. It was a private viewing.

And no, default. I’m not going to shine my asshole up. Girls like a rugged asshole.

Which leads me to today’s question…

What do we think about grooming? Guys, do you like shaved lady parts? Or do you like bushy bits? Ladies, do you like a smooth guy? Trimmed? Hairy? And let’s not forget the ladies who like other ladies… tell us your preferences.

Shiny and bare is nice but so is so styled pubes

 

[MindYaBitness]

I wax, because I’m addicted to wax. I wax all the things… because I can I wouldn’t say my butthole is shiny, but it’s hairless!

gentlemen, I don’t care how you groom as long as you’re tidy, but if you trim the bushes the tree looks taller

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Same.
I love the versatility of pubes. They're strangely practical in unexpected ways

For me it's a mix of laziness and whether or not I want to impress someone with my vag

 

[Lord Pmann]

I like a shiny sparkly asshole.

Bedazzled butthole.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I won’t be posting my butthole. Sorry ladies, default and bogey. It was a private viewing.

And no, default. I’m not going to shine my asshole up. Girls like a rugged asshole.

Which leads me to today’s question…

What do we think about grooming? Guys, do you like shaved lady parts? Or do you like bushy bits? Ladies, do you like a smooth guy? Trimmed? Hairy? And let’s not forget the ladies who like other ladies… tell us your preferences.

If she's asking, I prefer some hair. I like the look of it. I like contrast. I also feel like it enhances the aroma and flavor (tmi?). But I think pubic styling should be up to the individual--- whatever makes them happiest.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Same.
I love the versatility of pubes. They're strangely practical in unexpected ways

The practicality of pubes? Are you trying to keep twigs out of there?

Good lord, you are a hippie.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Bedazzled butthole.

I've done a va-jazzle before, never Butt-azzle though...there's a first time for everything! (Image isn't mine, clients usually won't let you do a before/after for these, can't imagine why)View attachment 2269346

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m for trimmed, shaved, under control. I used to wonder why they called it a beaver, then I saw vintage porn.

 

[StillRain]

I had my most recent lover tell me he’s never seen me with pubes. Sounded like a challenge to me.

We’ll look out baby, you’re about to be busy in the Australian bush.

 

[alwaysaway]

No need to be jealous of my feet. I promise to continue to wear shoes when we hang out. I swear I did not put those women up to pointing out my size 13s next to your 9.5s. It just kinda stood out.
Besides, @alwaysaway doesn't seem to mind.

That’s because he distracts me with his asshole.

I have a world class asshole myself (not to be confused with being a world class asshole). In fact, @alwaysaway wanted to see it for Christmas last year. It was a very Hairy Christmass.

You have three beautiful brown eyes.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m for trimmed, shaved, under control. I used to wonder why they called it a beaver, then I saw vintage porn.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I've done a va-jazzle before, never Butt-azzle though...there's a first time for everything! (Image isn't mine, clients usually won't let you do a before/after for these, can't imagine why)View attachment 2269346

I have a lot of questions... firstly, is this safe?
Im not into choking people that go down on me. Or having stickers knocked into my vag by a dick...

 

[MindYaBitness]

I have a lot of questions... firstly, is this safe?
Im not into choking people that go down on me. Or having stickers knocked into my vag by a dick...

Yes, it's safe Brides & Strippers love them!

I was an esthetician/cosmetologist for 10-ish years and did many Vajazzles. You have to wax, prep the skin, use a spirit gum to adhere the individual gems, and send them home with a gentle solvent to remove them. If done correctly, they shouldn't budge. I never had a complaint

 

[Lord Pmann]

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Yep, that's what it looks like after you go down on a Vajazzled Vajay-jay

 

[MedicalMuse]

Waxing is fun. Things are very sensitive afterward.

I’m not sure I’d vajazzle though. That’s like beard glitter. It baffles me.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Waxing is fun. Things are very sensitive afterward.

I’m not sure I’d vajazzle though. That’s like beard glitter. It baffles me.

Let's face it, guys don't exfoliate enough. Vajazzle serves the dual purpose of downstairs-décor & lower face exfoliator. He'll thank, I promise

 

[MedicalMuse]

Let's face it, guys don't exfoliate enough. Vajazzle serves the dual purpose of downstairs-décor & lower face exfoliator. He'll thank, I promise

I’m gonna need proof, otherwise I think he’ll turn me down

 

[SixShooter14]

I’m gonna need proof, otherwise I think he’ll turn me down

oh... I don't think he will

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m gonna need proof, otherwise I think he’ll turn me down

Ya, I don't think you'll have a problem!

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e0cb8260-c4ed-4a6c-b619-925bc583e970

 

[Lily13]

My dear MrPmann, please don't besmirch your reputation with such silly mischaracterizations. It shows ignorance. While, like many states, NJ has some less desirable areas, the state has much beauty and some of the wealthiest communities in the nation. Don't believe the MTV representation of the Jersey Shore. Visit places like Spring Lake, Seagirt, Avalon and Beach Haven. I myself have never lived in NJ but I have visited often and I suggest you do the same before judging. Have some tomato pie, embrace the jersey corn and tomatoes and other fresh fruits and vegetables their soil produces. Don't fall victim to the "what exit" jokes from when you and I were in kindergarten. Show the wisdom you have gained through experience and enjoy your retirement. Embrace exploration and don't fall into the trap of being a bitter, old retiree. It will age you even quicker.

@Lily13 @JerseyJade @Girly_girl
Please educate your elder Mr. Pmann

Well, there you have it ^^^

If you have to base New Jersey on something, base it on the people you meet, not what you hear. We three come from different areas of New Jersey. I believe we are all well rounded with a little sweet, sexy, goofy and a little go fuck yourself

 

[aussiegeekygal]

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I'm in love