Lootequiette: Pmann's Totally Original/Unaffiliated Thread

[MindYaBitness]

Boobs aside, I've got nice lips & brows

 

[Mr_bogey]

As a former foot model, one answer is obvious. Beyond that, I'd say my eyes, my smile and, of course, my balls.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

As a former foot model, one answer is obvious. Beyond that, I'd say my eyes, my smile and, of course, my balls.

Not that im stalking you for pictures of your balls... oh hey Bogey...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I think I have nice eyes. And hands. You’d think my hands would be all withered from the sticky goo, but they’re not.

It's a natural moisturizer and exfoliates. It's a damn miracle liquid. My forearms also really benefited from years of harvesting said 'goo'

 

[Lord Pmann]

As a former foot model, one answer is obvious. Beyond that, I'd say my eyes, my smile and, of course, my balls.

A before model? Do you have velociraptor feet? That nasty king toenail that clicks when you walk?

 

[Lord Pmann]

It's a natural moisturizer and exfoliates. It's a damn miracle liquid. My forearms also really benefited from years of harvesting said 'goo'

Is this the real default!?

 

[Mr_bogey]

A before model? Do you have velociraptor feet? That nasty king toenail that clicks when you walk?

No need to be jealous of my feet. I promise to continue to wear shoes when we hang out. I swear I did not put those women up to pointing out my size 13s next to your 9.5s. It just kinda stood out.
Besides, @alwaysaway doesn't seem to mind.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Is this the real default!?

what kind of psycho would try to impersonate me anyway?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Do you have something on you that’s just really nice looking?

Yes.
And I'm incredibly modest

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I like my lips and my smile and some days my hair.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I like my lips and my smile and some days my hair.

Not that my opinion matters but I think you left a few things off the list.

 

[Lord Pmann]

No need to be jealous of my feet. I promise to continue to wear shoes when we hang out. I swear I did not put those women up to pointing out my size 13s next to your 9.5s. It just kinda stood out.
Besides, @alwaysaway doesn't seem to mind.

Is that 9.5 US or AU? Or worse, EU!

Also, when is someone gonna say genitalia? Like, that word specifically?

Do you all have ugly genitalia? We’ve established bogey’s balls are pretty.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Is that 9.5 US or AU? Or worse, EU!

Also, when is someone gonna say genitalia? Like, that word specifically?

Do you all have ugly genitalia? We’ve established bogey’s balls are pretty.

Genitalia. Genitalia. Genitalia. Does that satisfy your need, my Lord?

My genitalia is pretty squared away. After owning a salon for 10 years, I've got all that is required to keep this situation situated. The real question, @Lord Pmann , Is whether or not you are brave enough to face the wax pot & get a Brazilian yourself?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Is this the real default!?

what kind of psycho would try to impersonate me anyway?

Yes, with a new and shittier default user name

My boobs, eyes, and skin get a lot of positive attention.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is that 9.5 US or AU? Or worse, EU!

Also, when is someone gonna say genitalia? Like, that word specifically?

Do you all have ugly genitalia? We’ve established bogey’s balls are pretty.

Who established Bogey's balls are pretty? He denies they are sagging. But all the millions of years gravitational force must have done something to them....

I can vouch that his claws clean up real nice though.

 

[Paligirl]

Hey everybody. Hopefully you’re all sober now from your day of debauchery and a break from your labour (i.e., posting on Lit during work, jerking off during work, looking at porn during work, etc). Now that I’ve described my pre-lunch routine, I have a new question.

We all like to look at pretty people. Personally, I like to look at them taking their clothes off and fucking each other sometimes. But that’s beside the point. We all concentrate so much on other people and their looks. But what about you? Do you have something on you that’s just really nice looking? Like, do you look at your tits and think, “Wow, these really bounce nicely.” Or do you look at your calves and think, “Look at these, motherfuckers! You could slice cheese on them.”

And I’ll go first, since you’re all so modest. I don’t want you to feel like you’ve got penile price or hoo-ha hubris.

I think I have nice eyes. And hands. You’d think my hands would be all withered from the sticky goo, but they’re not.

I do have some nice things to look at... The shape and color (hazel) of my eyes. And my legs..I have good legs. And i look good in a bikini.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yes, with a new and shittier default user name

My boobs, eyes, and skin get a lot of positive attention.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/bdab813492f2d1738f0069fc584f566e/tumblr_inline_prqqh1Oa2y1qf0f4d_500.gif

 

[MedicalMuse]

Yes, with a new and shittier default user name

My boobs, eyes, and skin get a lot of positive attention.

I’m a huge fan of all of you.

 

[Lmizzler]

I like my blue eyes and then next would probably be my second toe which stands pretty tall and leads the way for the other toes to follow.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I like my blue eyes and then next would probably be my second toe which stands pretty tall and leads the way for the other toes to follow.

My 2nd toe is extra long too... does yours get injured a lot?

 

[fionafox313]

I think I have nice eyes. And hands. You’d think my hands would be all withered from the sticky goo, but they’re not.

I've been told my tits, badonkadonk, and hands are quite lovely. I also am quite fond of my rambunctious curly hair

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who established Bogey's balls are pretty? He denies they are sagging. But all the millions of years gravitational force must have done something to them....

I can vouch that his claws clean up real nice though.

Lmfao … omg

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I have nice eyes and how they are like a chameleon and change with my surroundings.

Otherwise...meh.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Who established Bogey's balls are pretty? He denies they are sagging. But all the millions of years gravitational force must have done something to them....

I can vouch that his claws clean up real nice though.

I caught a video of @Mr_bogey while I was masturbating in the bathroom. Why he walks through the bathroom with no shoes…

He was trying to peek over the stall.

 

[fionafox313]

He was trying to peek over the stall.

@Mr_bogey, that's really inappropriate. I expected better from you.