Bro’s thread

[Photog1rl]

Do paint balls hurt? Cause I’ve got an idea.

They bruise.

 

[FlyingThruLife]

They bruise.

They absolutely do, and I have the bruises to prove it
I went a little gung-ho three weeks ago, and I think I ended up with 17 by the time the day was over

 

[muddler35]

Never mind then. I was going to suggest we all get geared up and go @barefootgirl69 hunting this weekend, but we can’t hurt our Little Sister.

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Never mind then. I was going to suggest we all get geared up and go @barefootgirl69 hunting this weekend, but we can’t hurt our Little Sister.

That's what Nerf guns are for

You can shoot all your nieces and nephews in the head, and they barely even cry

 

[muddler35]

That's what Nerf guns are for

You can shoot all your nieces and nephews in the head, and they barely even cry

Good thinking brother.

BFG, we’ll give you a 30 second head start. May the odds be ever in your favor.

 

[Bbl87]

Never mind then. I was going to suggest we all get geared up and go @barefootgirl69 hunting

Not gonna lie... that sounds like the setup for some kind of adult movie...

I'd watch it.

 

[Booboobear84]

Suppressing fire is a good match for that communist garbage rod... Kidding aside, I want one. But I'd have to get an adjustable stock or a NATO length butt pad. I'm a bit bigger than your typical malnourished conscript.

And dang it now I want a cannon.

Yeah, but carry part with a cannon is a pain in the butt.

 

[Bbl87]

Yeah, but carry part with a cannon is a pain in the butt.

Ya. Much easier if I get an old school frigate to carry it...

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Ya. Much easier if I get an old school frigate to carry it...

Nah man, I'm just going to attach it to my rowboat.
That will give me a bit of weight so that I can more easily plow through the rough seas.

 

[Booboobear84]

Ya. Much easier if I get an old school frigate to carry it...

We have one here in Boston Harbor, though it is still in Navy commision

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Nothing screams military dominance like saying my BBC is bigger than yours.




(Big black cannon, come on guys get your heads out of the gutter)

 

[Saltfountain]

Nothing screams military dominance like saying my BBC is bigger than yours.




(Big black cannon, come on guys get your heads out of the gutter)

As long as it doesn't shoot it's balls...

 

[Bbl87]

We have one here in Boston Harbor, though it is still in Navy commision

I had to go and look up to make sure it was in fact a frigate. I'm both proud of my nerdiness and sad I didn't know that off hand.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Do paint balls hurt? Cause I’ve got an idea.

YES!

Then again i always played in a t-shirt...

They only really hurt when the ball doesn't break, energy dissipates when the ball breaks...

 

[FlyingThruLife]

YES!

Then again i always played in a t-shirt...

They only really hurt when the ball doesn't break, energy dissipates when the ball breaks...

Or when you get hit in the balls... That hurts no matter what

 

[HeavyBalls]

Or when you get hit in the balls... That hurts no matter what

That goes without saying...

Also, WEAR A CUP!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Not gonna lie... that sounds like the setup for some kind of adult movie...

I'd watch it.

You just want to see me get caught.

 

[Bbl87]

You just want to see me get caught.

Or catch you. I feel like that'd be when the fun started, in the script I'm writing in my head.

 

[muddler35]

You just want to see me get caught.

Nobody said being a mascot was easy.

 

[muddler35]

Are there any UK brothers here? I kinda want that fancy bugle thing when we nerf hunt BFG tomorrow.

 

[muddler35]

Or catch you. I feel like that'd be when the fun started, in the script I'm writing in my head.

Sir, we all know you have a big ol’ schlong and the chemistry with Little Sister is palpable. Take it outside.

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Sir, we all know you have a big ol’ schlong and the chemistry with Little Sister is palpable. Take it outside.

Where exactly do you think he is planning on chasing her? Unless it is through the halls of his dungeon

 

[Bbl87]

Sir, we all know you have a big ol’ schlong and the chemistry with Little Sister is palpable. Take it outside.

Oh, I don't know about chemistry. I'm just an author in my own mind.

 

[Bbl87]

Where exactly do you think he is planning on chasing her? Unless it is through the halls of his dungeon

First of all... how do you know about my dungeon...

 

[FlyingThruLife]

First of all... how do you know about my dungeon...

Isn't that the best way to figure it out, you just make a statement as if you know it, and then they tend to reveal the information themselves. Confidence is everything my friend.