Lootequiette: Pmann's Totally Original/Unaffiliated Thread

[aussiegeekygal]

Yes, yes. We all have PhDs and we all got them in Oregon. They just give them out like candy at Halloween.

I guess I always assumed you got yours somewhere in the South
No wonder you know so much about commune living.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I can do my hands but my toes are so far away. And I’m chubby.

I’m calling bullshit!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I’m calling bullshit!

I’ll show you.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I’ll show you.

Absence of a six pack does not equate to chubby! It’s real and sexy…and it means you enjoy your life instead of being a robot at the gym and living on salad

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I do! But they’re still So. Far. Away.

Can anybodies toes stay in one place anymore

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You just need a poppy, it'll make your left hand look 100% better

A poppy?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Absence of a six pack does not equate to chubby! It’s real and sexy…and it means you enjoy your life instead of being a robot at the gym and living on salad

Thanks gorgeous one. I think you’re biased because I put on a leash for you though.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Can anybodies toes stay in one place anymore

Um…where are you putting those toes, baby?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Um…where are you putting those toes, baby?

I’m playing the piano for Carole king with them

 

[MindYaBitness]

A poppy?

You put it the polish bottle top, and it makes it easier/steadier to hold with your left hand. It's a game changer


https://www.target.com/p/olive-38-j...VWwytBh3D6gaBEAQYBSABEgJdPvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You put it the polish bottle top, and it makes it easier/steadier to hold with your left hand. It's a game changer


https://www.target.com/p/olive-38-june-the-poppy-manicure-tool/-/A-76506543?ref=tgt_adv_xsp&AFID=google&fndsrc=tgtao&DFA=71700000012735304&CPNG=PLA_Beauty+Personal+Care+Shopping_Local|Beauty_Ecomm_Beauty&adgroup=Local+Test&LID=700000001170770pgs&LNM=PRODUCT_GROUP&network=g&device=t&location=9033822&targetid=pla-2177501878755&ds_rl=1246978&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI37fFxL_5gAMVWwytBh3D6gaBEAQYBSABEgJdPvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

This is why I love Lit. I have learned so many things. Life hacks

 

[Mr_bogey]

Also this. I wait till the light comes on then ask my husband to fill it up for me.

Wait. Isn't that why they have the gas tank light? Doesn't everyone see if they can go past the "miles left" and "win"?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Is it me or did this get off track?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Absence of a six pack does not equate to chubby! It’s real and sexy…and it means you enjoy your life instead of being a robot at the gym and living on salad

No wow faces from you, @Cat! You are a machine when it comes to workouts. I’m convinced you’re part cyborg or cylon.

And I’m absolutely drafting you first for any athletic or endurance competition…including marathon sex

 

[Cat]

Is it me or did this get off track?

No wow faces from you, @Cat! You are a machine when it comes to workouts. I’m convinced you’re part cyborg or cylon.

And I’m absolutely drafting you first for any athletic or endurance competition…including marathon sex

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well... My life seems pretty easy and.. maybe slightly dull, but:

I never wear nail gloss (not a fan of how it feels), I love joking and having fun with the people in my gym... Yes, oh yes, my favourite foods are most definitely soups and salads.

Oh.. and, I do not need to to go the gas station.. I drive electric... When I need to drive, normally, I walk or bike.
(Yes, I am well aware, that might actually make me one of the tattooed hipsters.. ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ )

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Wait. Isn't that why they have the gas tank light? Doesn't everyone see if they can go past the "miles left" and "win"?

My anxiety would never allow this

 

[Lord Pmann]

Happy Saturday everyone. It’s good to see some good thread derailment.

In a given week, how easily do you get derailed (not railed) from your every day tasks? Are you good at concentrating or do you get distracted easily? What are your biggest distractions? Kids? Social media? MonopolyGO (that fucking game)? Porn?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Just give me a fucking reason unless it's something I want to do and I'm distracted. It really doesn't take much to throw me off course as this site proves daily. But give me something i want to do, then I'm all in and won't be distracted.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Happy Saturday everyone. It’s good to see some good thread derailment.

In a given week, how easily do you get derailed (not railed) from your every day tasks? Are you good at concentrating or do you get distracted easily? What are your biggest distractions? Kids? Social media? MonopolyGO (that fucking game)? Porn?

Focus is one of my superpowers, so I only get distracted when I allow myself to do so. I can concentrate on work or reading and barely pause for 12+ hours without effort.

When I want to be distracted? Reading, talking to friends, being pervy, music, and Lit are all good.

 

[fionafox313]

Literally anything can distract me, and I'll completely forget what I was working on. I feel like Lit is just going to add to the distraction, but a nice distraction! I wish I had your focusing superpowers!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I like to have several projects going at once. That way of I get distracted I can switch over to a different thing and still be somewhat productive. I get bored easily.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Wait. Isn't that why they have the gas tank light? Doesn't everyone see if they can go past the "miles left" and "win"?

100%

 

[MindYaBitness]

Happy Saturday everyone. It’s good to see some good thread derailment.

In a given week, how easily do you get derailed (not railed) from your every day tasks? Are you good at concentrating or do you get distracted easily? What are your biggest distractions? Kids? Social media? MonopolyGO (that fucking game)? Porn?

I have the attention span of a gnat when it comes to tedious daily/weekly tasks. I keep a to do list of tasks to complete by days end so my natural proclivity to stray to more interesting topics & projects doesn't get me too far off course

 

[Azuldrgon]

Happy Saturday everyone. It’s good to see some good thread derailment.

In a given week, how easily do you get derailed (not railed) from your every day tasks? Are you good at concentrating or do you get distracted easily? What are your biggest distractions? Kids? Social media? MonopolyGO (that fucking game)? Porn?

At work, I am very good at staying on task because I know it makes the shop run better. Home is not as organized. My biggest distractions are just whatever gets my attention.
By the way, Pokemon Go is way better and not a distraction.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hey everybody. Hopefully you’re all sober now from your day of debauchery and a break from your labour (i.e., posting on Lit during work, jerking off during work, looking at porn during work, etc). Now that I’ve described my pre-lunch routine, I have a new question.

We all like to look at pretty people. Personally, I like to look at them taking their clothes off and fucking each other sometimes. But that’s beside the point. We all concentrate so much on other people and their looks. But what about you? Do you have something on you that’s just really nice looking? Like, do you look at your tits and think, “Wow, these really bounce nicely.” Or do you look at your calves and think, “Look at these, motherfuckers! You could slice cheese on them.”

And I’ll go first, since you’re all so modest. I don’t want you to feel like you’ve got penile price or hoo-ha hubris.

I think I have nice eyes. And hands. You’d think my hands would be all withered from the sticky goo, but they’re not.