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@Bry1313 @Lollygirl26
Quick disclaimer
Im not opposed to the meal f Thanksgiving. I love a roast turkey dinner.

I'm someone who doesn't like all the pomp and circumstance of "holidays". Not because I don't like the holiday themselves, but because im always concerned that everyone else is happy and having a good time.

I've been compared to Clark Griswold more than once.
 
'Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?'
And when Santa squeezes his fat white a– down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a–holes this side of the nuthouse
 
Well, it's way too early to think about Thanksgiving for me, though I am contemplating something Italian for lunch. (The food, not a person, no wait, now I am thinking about the a person.)
 
Well, it's way too early to think about Thanksgiving for me, though I am contemplating something Italian for lunch. (The food, not a person, no wait, now I am thinking about the a person.)
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.

"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
 
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