Lootequiette: Pmann's Totally Original/Unaffiliated Thread

[hotwords229_A]

yeah. And to make it worse, my gf at the time was quite....curvy but like so many folks, she insisted she was "fat" and "ugly" and that I didn't find her "attractive".

It was a very difficult time.

Ah shit. That sucks, man!
I hate that job that you had. I hope you quit, became a beachcomber surfer dude and fucked the living hell out of your girlfriend so she glowed!

 

[SixShooter14]

Ah shit. That sucks, man!
I hate that job that you had. I hope you quit, became a beachcomber surfer dude and fucked the living hell out of your girlfriend so she glowed!

haha, I did spend a few years fucking the hell out of her...but sadly, I moved to middle of nowhere Montana and she went back to Houston shortly before Covid began.

I now have a good job where my boss tells me to slow down and not work so much if I'm getting overwhelmed.... But unfortunately haven't had the chance to fuck the hell out of anyone in a very very long time

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hey gang. Happy Wednesday.

Sometimes we go well out of our way to avoid doing something that’s so simple. It could be a task that takes almost no energy. But you ignore it or go out of your way just to keep from expending the smallest amount of energy.

For instance, when bringing in groceries, I will sacrifice my fingers to avoid a second trip to the car. I’ll carry in 12 bags, cutting off all circulation to my fingers (oh the finger pain), potentially dropping and destroying my cans of caviar and charcuterie, just so I don’t have to go back to my car. To be fair, it’s hotter than hell outside where I live. But I do this in the winter too.

Or maybe I’ll drop my cell phone whilst on the couch. Do I bend over and pick it up like someone with a working spine? Nope. I’ll try to pick it up with my toes like a sophisticated little monkey. My toe cramps and I eventually have to pick it up anyway.

Why do we avoid these small tasks? But what I really want to know is, what tasks do you lazy fuckers avoid?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hey gang. Happy Wednesday.

Sometimes we go well out of our way to avoid doing something that’s so simple. It could be a task that takes almost no energy. But you ignore it or go out of your way just to keep from expending the smallest amount of energy.

For instance, when bringing in groceries, I will sacrifice my fingers to avoid a second trip to the car. I’ll carry in 12 bags, cutting off all circulation to my fingers (oh the finger pain), potentially dropping and destroying my cans of caviar and charcuterie, just so I don’t have to go back to my car. To be fair, it’s hotter than hell outside where I live. But I do this in the winter too.

Or maybe I’ll drop my cell phone whilst on the couch. Do I bend over and pick it up like someone with a working spine? Nope. I’ll try to pick it up with my toes like a sophisticated little monkey. My toe cramps and I eventually have to pick it up anyway.

Why do we avoid these small tasks? But what I really want to know is, what tasks do you lazy fuckers avoid?

My Lord, why are you carrying your groceries in like a peasant? Have you not discovered delivery? Or, do they not offer that in the mosquito infested swampland?

 

[SixShooter14]

My Lord, why are you carrying your groceries in like a peasant? Have you not discovered delivery? Or, do they not offer that in the mosquito infested swampland?

Delivery groceries?

And I too carry in my groceries in a single trip, though it's usually only 4 or 5 bags.

As far as avoiding tasks, I'm a pro. Mowing the yard, washing laundry.... Folding laundry, washing my truck, calling anyone

 

[MindYaBitness]

Delivery groceries?

And I too carry in my groceries in a single trip, though it's usually only 4 or 5 bags.

As far as avoiding tasks, I'm a pro. Mowing the yard, washing laundry.... Folding laundry, washing my truck, calling anyone

Every grocery store where I'm at offers delivery, just order online and an hour later a nice person comes & puts the bags on my island!

Folding laundry is my cryptonite

 

[SixShooter14]

Every grocery store where I'm at offers delivery, just order online and an hour later a nice person cones & puts the bags on my island!

Folding laundry is my cryptonite

I didn't even realize that was a thing! I knew there was curb pickup at some places, but delivery? Smh

The only delivery we have is Pizza Hut. But of course even Amazon is a 6-8 day delivery here.

 

[SadieAnne]

I didn't even realize that was a thing! I knew there was curb pickup at some places, but delivery? Smh

The only delivery we have is Pizza Hut. But of course even Amazon is a 6-8 day delivery here.

I am not going to lie. That Amazon thing would ruin my whole life.

 

[MindYaBitness]

The only delivery we have is Pizza Hut. But of course even Amazon is a 6-8 day delivery here.

Amazon takes 6-8 days... I'm having a panic attack just imagining. I don't live in a large city, but 4 days is the longest its ever taken. 8 days!!!!

 

[SixShooter14]

I am not going to lie. That Amazon thing would ruin my whole life.

Yeah, it's pretty shitty.

Sometimes longer. But I've started buying a lot less since moving here.

 

[SadieAnne]

Yeah, it's pretty shitty.

Sometimes longer. But I've started buying a lot less since moving here.

Wow. That’s wild.
After working with the public all week I even order shampoo and toilet paper off Amazon. First world problems.

 

[SixShooter14]

Wow. That’s wild.
After working with the public all week I even order shampoo and toilet paper off Amazon. First world problems.

Our grocery store got 6 self-checkouts last year. It's fantastic... I can go shopping at anytime and not speak to anyone...

Except I usually run into 2-6 coworkers every trip Lmao

 

[Lord Pmann]

My Lord, why are you carrying your groceries in like a peasant? Have you not discovered delivery? Or, do they not offer that in the mosquito infested swampland?

Well, yes. I know of delivery. But they don’t bring it inside my home.

Delivery groceries?

And I too carry in my groceries in a single trip, though it's usually only 4 or 5 bags.

As far as avoiding tasks, I'm a pro. Mowing the yard, washing laundry.... Folding laundry, washing my truck, calling anyone

You can pay people to do all of those things. Nothing means more to my mother than receiving a weekly phone call from my proxy.

Every grocery store where I'm at offers delivery, just order online and an hour later a nice person comes & puts the bags on my island!

Folding laundry is my cryptonite

Have you not heard of a laundry service?

Also, not everyone has their own island. Mine is merely a peninsula.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yeah, it's pretty shitty.

Sometimes longer. But I've started buying a lot less since moving here.

Do you live on the dark side of the moon? Enemy territory...? Surely they have roads where you are, yes?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Hey gang. Happy Wednesday.

Sometimes we go well out of our way to avoid doing something that’s so simple. It could be a task that takes almost no energy. But you ignore it or go out of your way just to keep from expending the smallest amount of energy.

For instance, when bringing in groceries, I will sacrifice my fingers to avoid a second trip to the car. I’ll carry in 12 bags, cutting off all circulation to my fingers (oh the finger pain), potentially dropping and destroying my cans of caviar and charcuterie, just so I don’t have to go back to my car. To be fair, it’s hotter than hell outside where I live. But I do this in the winter too.

Or maybe I’ll drop my cell phone whilst on the couch. Do I bend over and pick it up like someone with a working spine? Nope. I’ll try to pick it up with my toes like a sophisticated little monkey. My toe cramps and I eventually have to pick it up anyway.

Why do we avoid these small tasks? But what I really want to know is, what tasks do you lazy fuckers avoid?

With your toes…

I avoid answering messages too quickly. And email. I hate email.
Probably the thing I like least is sweeping the stairs.

 

[SixShooter14]

Do you live on the dark side of the moon? Enemy territory...? Surely they have roads where you are, yes?

there's a road...

 

[SadieAnne]

Our grocery store got 6 self-checkouts last year. It's fantastic... I can go shopping at anytime and not speak to anyone...

Except I usually run into 2-6 coworkers every trip Lmao

Imma pray for you.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well, yes. I know of delivery. But they don’t bring it inside my home.




You can pay people to do all of those things. Nothing means more to my mother than receiving a weekly phone call from my proxy.



Have you not heard of a laundry service?

Also, not everyone has their own island. Mine is merely a peninsula.

Of course we have laundry services, however, I have my own personal laundry service, a small army of hands I created myself. They're also skilled at the dishes I don't do, and the toilets I don't clean. 2/3 have matriculated on, so the work falls on one staff member left.

My island nation, Tigobittystan, is substantial and offers all kinds of services that apparently don't exist wherever @SixShooter14 is

 

[Dribble]

I hate cleaning the inside of the shower. Try getting conditioner off the glass that a 14 yr old girl splatters 3 feet above her height. Like wtf?

 

[MedicalMuse]

I hate cleaning the inside of the shower. Try getting conditioner off the glass that a 14 yr old girl splatters 3 feet above her height. Like wtf?

It’s the hair flip.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Of course we have laundry services, however, I have my own personal laundry service, a small army of hands I created myself.

I doubt those army of hands know how to properly crease and fold a French cuffed shirt. It’s just not realistic. Or would they fold my slacks in a manner that would create another crease? Sad.

 

[SixShooter14]

It’s the hair flip.

I'm gonna need a private demostration!

 

[MedicalMuse]

I'm gonna need a private demostration!

Oh yeah? Gotta be in my shower for that

 

[Dribble]

It’s the hair flip.

Like how a dog shakes getting out of water? I would think the conditioner would be rinsed out first. But now I understand how she goes through those big bottles so fast

 

[MedicalMuse]

Like how a dog shakes getting out of water? I would think the conditioner would be rinsed out first. But now I understand how she goes through those big bottles so fast

Lol. Not quite.