Sex & Shenanigans

[Bbl87]

Not the way I do it

I feel like this needs expounded upon... for philosophical and metaphysical reasons...

 

[Photog1rl]

All the sex nods

no decent god would send you to hell for sex.
signed-a true pleasure chaser. xoxo

 

[LupineOne]

Ok everyone … let’s all assume for this argument that there is a hell.

What did you get sent to hell for?

Too many maidens stolen from their beds and devoured at the full moon, apparently. I have no idea what His issue was, and Michael wouldn’t explain.
They were returned safe, sound and happy, Goddamn it!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Too many maidens stolen from their beds and devoured at the full moon, apparently. I have no idea what His issue was, and Michael wouldn’t explain.
They were returned safe, sound and happy, Goddamn it!

I see what you did there.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok everyone … let’s all assume for this argument that there is a hell.

What did you get sent to hell for?

Im not going anywhere. Trying to calibrate my life right now to do the right amounts of good vs bad to come back as a pet monkey in my next life.

 

[SherlockianMan]

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Anyone complaining about tattooed women can clear their conscious by sending them my way.

 

[muddler35]

Im not going anywhere. Trying to calibrate my life right now to do the right amounts of good vs bad to come back as a pet monkey in my next life.

OP. I have nothing but respect for you. I’m only saying this to beat the nefarious jokesters to the punch.

I apologize in advance.

You can pet MY monkey anytime.

Sorry.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Ok everyone … let’s all assume for this argument that there is a hell.

What did you get sent to hell for?

Telling God to fuck off for creating cancer and man's capacity for violence.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Fun fact/life experience: the fastest most surefire way to become an atheist is to be a theology major.

 

[Xerxes82]

Ok everyone … let’s all assume for this argument that there is a hell.

What did you get sent to hell for?

Seducing married women. Multiple offenses.

Worshipping false idols (every pair of boobs I've ever been given the chance).

Inability to not make every terrible pun.

Having sex with a catholic woman in a Methodist church, a Unitarian woman in a Catholic church, and the one great love of my life on the pool table in the dorm common room.

Swearing. Like, fucking a lot.

And accepting, though not preferring, pineapple on pizza.

 

[Raven92]

Ok everyone … let’s all assume for this argument that there is a hell.

What did you get sent to hell for?

I always say im getting ready for my one way ticket to hell. But I plan to be running the place. Satan will be my bitch.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I always say in getting ready for my one way ticket to hell. But I plan to be running the place. Satan will be my bitch.

LOVE THIS!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Seducing married women. Multiple offenses.

Worshipping false idols (every pair of boobs I've ever been given the chance).

Inability to not make every terrible pun.

Having sex with a catholic woman in a Methodist church, a Unitarian woman in a Catholic church, and the one great love of my life on the pool table in the dorm common room.

Swearing. Like, fucking a lot.

And accepting, though not preferring, pineapple on pizza.

Greatness

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This song came just came on Spotify. Is anything better than driving around somewhere pretty on a sunny day with music blasting?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ok everyone … let’s all assume for this argument that there is a hell.

What did you get sent to hell for?

Masturbating with strangers

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Hmmm:

Denial of Divinity
Theft
Lust (so much lust)
Mixing of fabrics
Shellfish, oh I love shellfish
Coveting my neighbors wife
Hiding all the erasers in my 3rd grade classroom
Refusal to wear weird underwear
Alcohol
Caffeine
More lust
Gluttony
Littering
Cheating at Strip Poker in the summer between HS and college (there is more, but this seems like a good start)

Littering? What kind of animal are you?

 

[SherlockianMan]

Masturbating with strangers

Sin-sational!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok … shenanigang … tell me your favourite recipe. Something you love to cook and tastes so fucking good

 

[SherlockianMan]

Ok … shenanigang … tell me your favourite recipe. Something you love to cook and tastes so fucking good

Lemon bars made from scratch. One of my favorite things to make for parties.

 

[LupineOne]

Ok … shenanigang … tell me your favourite recipe. Something you love to cook and tastes so fucking good

Asking the tough questions…as far as cooking, probably my prime rib. Nothing beats well-crusted, slow-cooked, rare prime beef.

 

[Melanieishere]

Hey everyone

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Don’t you dare! I’ll turn every horror movie into a rom com if you do.

And I’ll hang @PlanetaryNebula Barbies from the electric lines.

I knew someday my Barbie’s would pay

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Asking the tough questions…as far as cooking, probably my prime rib. Nothing beats well-crusted, slow-cooked, rare prime beef.

I just came in my pants

 

[Melanieishere]

I just came in my pants

I want to do that too haha

 

[LupineOne]

I just came in my pants

I know