Sex & Shenanigans

[Radiantcurves87]

Not again! That's it, buddy, you're on the list. "People who gave me the clap and I'm no longer talking to."

Actually, that's just you and Shelly. Not much of a list.

That will be a mistake to not talk to and have him on that list, @Bry1313 just saying.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well I gave it to you.

Where is the video I was promised?

 

[LexxRuthless]

That will be a mistake to not talk to and have him on that list, @Bry1313 just saying.

Far be it from me to disappoint the birthday girl.
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[Bry1313]

Where is the video I was promised?

New phone, who dis?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

New phone, who dis?

 

[Bry1313]

Sorry, here it is:

 

[Mr_bogey]

Well I gave it to you.

Did you roofie me in bourbon club or is this an Eskimo brothers situation?

 

[Lmizzler]

Did you roofie me in bourbon club or is this an Eskimo brothers situation?

I know that my bourbon seemed fine.

But I also know I’ve had this itch and red bumps all around my shaft for the past couple days now.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I know that my bourbon seemed fine.

But I also know I’ve had this itch and red bumps all around my shaft for the past couple days now.

A couple people commented about that yesterday.

 

[LexxRuthless]

I know that my bourbon seemed fine.

But I also know I’ve had this itch and red bumps all around my shaft for the past couple days now.

You're supposed to drink the bourbon, not put your dick in it!

Edit: Not making fun of you. I had a similar learning experience.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/682913374526373888/1104483240665944175/IMG_8418.jpg

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I know that my bourbon seemed fine.

But I also know I’ve had this itch and red bumps all around my shaft for the past couple days now.

Guys take note…this is how you get ALL the ladies!

 

[Mrtenant]

Bunch of tits .....can you tell the difference between the blue tits and the big tits?

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[LadyLascivious1]

I am sorry I missed your birthday. I thought about sending you a "belated birthday" . . . something, but that just sounded lame.
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I love this scene and often reference it

 

[Lmizzler]

A couple people commented about that yesterday.

I think that’s why I got a lower score than some of the others.

 

[Lmizzler]

Guys take note…this is how you get ALL the ladies!

This and shooting blanks are apparently good things!

Or at least that’s what I’m telling myself.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Guys take note…this is how you get ALL the ladies!

I mean... Id like them to take care of their dicks first, but im pretty interested in how it all happened...

 

[Mrtenant]

Rare pic of me with my really huge shaft in hand

 

[LexxRuthless]

This and shooting blanks are apparently good things!

Or at least that’s what I’m telling myself.

"Hey! We were just talking about you."
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[Mrtenant]

Pic of the last wet pussy I ever saw. And by the look of her, I may never see again.

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[Bry1313]

Did you roofie me in bourbon club or is this an Eskimo brothers situation?

Hold on…….you’ve had sex here?!?!?!?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I mean... Id like them to take care of their dicks first, but im pretty interested in how it all happened...

Dick health IS important!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Dick health IS important!

All dicks matter.

 

[Mrtenant]

This and shooting blanks are apparently good things!

Or at least that’s what I’m telling myself.

It is a good thing! 20 years hard labor and all your money....yea, keep shooting blanks.

https://i.giphy.com/media/xUPGcdGpx7ApnBTFyE/200w.webp

 

[Lmizzler]

Hold on…….you’ve had sex here?!?!?!?

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[Lonelywife1205]

All dicks matter.

Even the teeny tiny ones?