Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

Yes that’s the one! That was one of my dumber moments

It is a good pun though! Just a little over your head that day.... but you figured it out!

 

[Bry1313]

Good morning ladies of Shenanigans

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8NwCBQw/

 

[Lmizzler]

From OITNB:

He thrust his pork sword into her squish mitten.


Thoughts @Lmizzler ??

At that point it might as well be a meat sheath for the pork sword to fit into!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I mean, with with @LadyLascivious1 and @PlanetaryNebula ending my birthday it was like a cherry and sprinkles on top of the sundae. haha

Ok thats it... I'm getting someone or doing it myself to say when its my birthday... but its still a ways away lol.

 

[muddler35]

Awwww. That makes me want to give my puppy a big ol hug, but I don’t have a puppy. I have two cats. Both assholes. They probably don’t like hugs anyway.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Awwww. That makes me want to give my puppy a big ol hug, but I don’t have a puppy. I have two cats. Both assholes. They probably don’t like hugs anyway.

^^ one of the reasons no cats.. dogs all the way! That and the litter box and tearong up furniture and stuff.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Ok thats it... I'm getting someone or doing it myself to say when its my birthday... but its still a ways away lol.

I would say, I think I started a new birthday trend, but in all honesty my thirst had to come out at somepoint. I couldn't be quiet or good for much longer.

Just had my fill yesterday soo I'm good for awhile. Will proudly sit in a timeout chair on the beach.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

At that point it might as well be a meat sheath for the pork sword to fit into!

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[muddler35]

^^ one of the reasons no cats.. dogs all the way! That and the litter box and tearong up furniture and stuff.

Cats are awesome though. They randomly jump on you at 3:00 am, leave dead birds on your living room carpet after you just cleaned it, sit on your keyboard when you’re trying to work. They’re great. Just fucking great.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Cats are awesome though. They randomly jump on you at 3:00 am, leave dead birds on your living room carpet after you just cleaned it, sit on your keyboard when you’re trying to work. They’re great. Just fucking great.

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[Deleted member 6592667]

Good morning everybody...and I missed more tits. Well happy Friday I GUESS!


(No nudity in the emojis, sorry)

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Cats are awesome though. They randomly jump on you at 3:00 am, leave dead birds on your living room carpet after you just cleaned it, sit on your keyboard when you’re trying to work. They’re great. Just fucking great.

One of my cats was just hanging in my office and totally power barfed. Like directly next to where I sit. He tried running out mid-barf so there's a barf trail I had to clean up. He's fine, he just eats too fast sometimes, like a dope. But damn, man, not a great way to start the morning.

Anyway, feel free to show me nudes to cheer me up, everybody. (Worth a shot)

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

One of my cats was just hanging in my office and totally power barfed. Like directly next to where I sit. He tried running out mid-barf so there's a barf trail I had to clean up. He's fine, he just eats too fast sometimes, like a dope. But damn, man, not a great way to start the morning.

Anyway, feel free to show me nudes to cheer me up, everybody. (Worth a shot)

I think this also sums up your cat...
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And getting nudes is ALWAYS worth a shot!

 

[crazychemgirl]

No fucks given Fridays is here people!!!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

No fucks given Fridays is here people!!!

But that's every day....

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

No fucks given Fridays is here people!!!

AND we're not fucking? Damn, man. No love.

 

[LexxRuthless]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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[LexxRuthless]

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Soooo...you're telling me that joke's been done to death?

I had a girlfriend once who sent me, "I love animals 'cause they're made of meat!" I grinned and shook my head. The next time I saw her I said, "People are animals." She looked me over hungrily and said, "Yes they are." I smiled and forced a laugh, but...
I'm dating a cannibal!

 

[LupineOne]

AND we're not fucking? Damn, man. No love.

Right?? What is our world here coming to?!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Soooo...you're telling me that joke's been done to death?

I had a girlfriend once who sent me, "I love animals 'cause they're made of meat!" I grinned and shook my head. The next time I saw her I said, "People are animals." She looked me over hungrily and said, "Yes they are." I smiled and forced a laugh, but...
I'm dating a cannibal!

Sounds like you dumped her BEFORE she tried to eat you....

 

[LexxRuthless]

No fucks given Fridays is here people!!!

But that's every day....

AND we're not fucking? Damn, man. No love.

Right?? What is our world here coming to?!

Sorry, fellas. Looks like CCG intends us to be part of a Python skit.
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[SirConradPeckereye]

Sorry, fellas. Looks like CCG intends us to be part of a Python skit.
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I rather do the argument or parrot skit!

 

[LexxRuthless]

Sounds like you dumped her BEFORE she tried to eat you....

I think she was joking when she brought that fork into the bedroom, but I couldn't take the chance.

 

[Bry1313]

AND we're not fucking? Damn, man. No love.

I mean we could finally do this.