Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

I prefer dudes with no sperm

Because seals are lactose intollerant...

 

[Bry1313]

So is the new Dick emoji ??

I mean it has to be, so much better than

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

My my ... Thirsty Thursday indeed

I really put my all in everything I do... dicks included

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I mean it has to be, so much better than

You want soft serve to represent your dick instead of eggplant?
My dick is more like
🌶

 

[SixShooter14]

I really put my all in everything I do... dicks included

And how's the science cumming along?

 

[Radiantcurves87]

My my ... Thirsty Thursday indeed

I would normally apologize for my thirst but today I can't/won't.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I prefer dudes with no sperm

You and me too babes

 

[Lmizzler]

You and me too babes

Shooting blanks here

 

[SixShooter14]

I would normally apologize for my thirst but today I can't/won't.

nor should you

ETA: Happy Birthday!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

You want soft serve to represent your dick instead of eggplant?
My dick is more like
🌶

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did anyone else read this as "spermaholic"? No? Just me?

What’s on your mind?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

And how's the science cumming along?

Not well since theres been no test subject. The lab is ready. We just need the volunteers.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

nor should you

ETA: Happy Birthday!!!

Thank you!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Shooting blanks here

This is a selling point. It should go in the brochure

 

[HoneyMeadows]

First time in a while I can honestly say:

I have no idea what's going on in here

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is a selling point. It should go in the brochure

Right?!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

First time in a while I can honestly say:

I have no idea what's going on in here

Dick adventures again

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Happy birthday @Radiantcurves87

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Happy birthday @Radiantcurves87

Thank you!

 

[SixShooter14]

Not well since theres been no test subject. The lab is ready. We just need the volunteers.

Poor OP.... Can't get no dick pics

 

[Mr_bogey]

This is a selling point. It should go in the brochure

Thirst is everywhere.

Thank god I'm secure in my bromance.

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Shooting blanks here

This is 100% a turn on for me

 

[Bry1313]

You want soft serve to represent your dick instead of eggplant?
My dick is more like
🌶

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Im confused about the champagne. Does your jizz fizz?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Thirst is everywhere.

Thank god I'm secure in my bromance.

Miz and I have a wonderful friendship but no fucking. I was just suggesting for future possibilities. Y’all should put that in the prospectus