Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

It's hump day. We're busy.

Oh yeah …

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I feel like @SirConradPeckereye now.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bg1MQ6IUVoVOM

You post MEMES not gifs.... then maybe, you can get to my level.

 

[MrsPassion]

It's hump day. We're busy.

I expected a better funny from you.

 

[Lmizzler]

You post MEMES not gifs.... then maybe, you can get to my level.

And how stupid is it that it didn’t embed it. But linked it instead.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It was the government cheese huh?

I mean … I feel like “government cheese” is just lard tinted orange

 

[MrsPassion]

I mean … I feel like “government cheese” is just lard tinted orange

*choking on coffee send help*

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

And how stupid is it that it didn’t embed it. But linked it instead.

View attachment 2262004

 

[Daisy_Love]

I mean … I feel like “government cheese” is just lard tinted orange

Does it come in a skooshy can?

 

[crazychemgirl]

*choking on coffee send help*

Be careful … it might burn your nose

 

[Lmizzler]

Does it come in a skooshy can?

Skooshing government cheese definitely sounds like a euphemism now!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Does it come in a skooshy can?

It's in a can and can be "sprayed".

 

[MrsPassion]

Be careful … it might burn your nose

My shame will never end

 

[crazychemgirl]

Does it come in a skooshy can?

I think they’d have to water it down first

 

[Daisy_Love]

It's in a can and can be "sprayed".

Like fly spray? You know, for annoying wee beasties?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Skooshing government cheese definitely sounds like a euphemism now!

You’re just trying to get me back for all the ways to say meat pocket

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

My shame will never end

Like you would expect less....

 

[Lmizzler]

Like fly spray? You know, for annoying wee beasties?

You’re just making up phrases and words now!

 

[crazychemgirl]

My shame will never end

*kisses

You know it’s out of love

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Like fly spray? You know, for annoying wee beasties?

Nnnoooo like can of whipped cream spray....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nnnoooo like can of whipped cream spray....

SQUIRTY CREAM!!!!

 

[Daisy_Love]

You’re just making up phrases and words now!

Nooooo wee beasties are words

 

[Daisy_Love]

SQUIRTY CREAM!!!!

SKOOSHY CREAM!!!!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Squirty cream in a buttie?
I swear the British are just fucking with us sometimes.

 

[snexxer]

You know how they say, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

What do you do when life just takes a huge shit on you.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Also... ive never heard american cheese referred to as "government" cheese before. I buy it for burgers and grilled cheese because it melts much better than regular sliced cheese. Also tastes fine. Y'all are too bougie.