Sex & Shenanigans

[Bbl87]

Anyone else feel like if it actually tasted like ranch we’d have a LOT less unwanted pregnancies

Eh, ranch is good but not THAT good on its own. Now, chocolate you might be onto something.

 

[MrsPassion]

Anyone else feel like if it actually tasted like ranch we’d have a LOT less unwanted pregnancies

I would exist on nothing else

 

[crazychemgirl]

Eh, ranch is good but not THAT good on its own. Now, chocolate you might be onto something.

I wasn’t aware you were in the habit of eating ranch.

But you know… you do you.

 

[LupineOne]

I'm tempted to use it in a short story

"and then he ranched. he ranched so hard and for so long. Who knew he had that much ranch to give"

Needs some work, but mark my words...its happening

Now you’re just being mean

 

[MrsPassion]

Now you’re just being mean

what's mean is years from now when you go "huh, maybe I should read one of Mrs.P's shorts" and then you come across a really, wonderfully written tryst that ends with the male character proclaiming "Oh, fuck!! I'm gonna ranch in your mouth!"

I'm playing the long game

 

[crazychemgirl]

what's mean is years from now when you go "huh, maybe I should read one of Mrs.P's shorts" and then you come across a really, wonderfully written tryst that ends with the male character proclaiming "Oh, fuck!! I'm gonna ranch in your mouth!"

I'm playing the long game

That’s diabolical…. I love it

 

[LupineOne]

what's mean is years from now when you go "huh, maybe I should read one of Mrs.P's shorts" and then you come across a really, wonderfully written tryst that ends with the male character proclaiming "Oh, fuck!! I'm gonna ranch in your mouth!"

I'm playing the long game

And then you can be content in the knowledge you just made me burst into uncontrollable laughter for 5 minutes

 

[LupineOne]

That’s diabolical…. I love it

Right???

 

[LupineOne]

Anyone else feel like if it actually tasted like ranch we’d have a LOT less unwanted pregnancies

You’re probably not wrong

 

[crazychemgirl]

You’re probably not wrong

I’m almost never wrong … I’m an evil genius

 

[MedicalMuse]

Sometimes I’m really glad I miss things.

I got the one tagline @LupineOne
I have no desire to understand the ranch comments. They’re easier in me to just be amused by.


I need a lap and a nap.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sometimes I’m really glad I miss things.

I got the one tagline @LupineOne
I have no desire to understand the ranch comments. They’re easier in me to just be amused by.


I need a lap and a nap.

And an orgasm?

 

[LupineOne]

Sometimes I’m really glad I miss things.

I got the one tagline @LupineOne
I have no desire to understand the ranch comments. They’re easier in me to just be amused by.


I need a lap and a nap.

Right here, Muse

 

[Bbl87]

I wasn’t aware you were in the habit of eating ranch.

But you know… you do you.

I'm not.

I'm just sayin'.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

FFS. A girl has a busy day at work and comes back to insane asylum pandemonium! I’m laughing while sitting on the train by myself and people think I’ve lost my marbles

@Bbl87 “ask me about my wiener”

But would you really have to ask? I think he’d volunteer

@LadyLascivious1 “has it all”

You are a sweetheart And there’s no way I could make that my tag line

@LadyLascivious1 "librarians wet dream"

I laughed out loud

@Lord Pmann “not that pony”

This is by FAR my favorite! I’m changing his name to that in my Skype!

@LadyLascivious1 Voyeuristic Dreams

This one is uncomfortably accurate

*Edited for typos. They bug the crap out of me

 

[Lindi37]

Anyone else feel like if it actually tasted like ranch we’d have a LOT less unwanted pregnancies

What is this ranch you speak of, and it can’t be better than the real thing… surely

 

[Lindi37]

@Lindi37 "Poof Queen"

Yo! No, but yeah, but no, but…

Talk to the damn flower

 

[LupineOne]

Yo! No, but yeah, but no, but…

Talk to the damn flower

Yeah that one’s well earned

 

[HeavyBalls]

Geez I missed the fun...

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I'm tempted to use it in a short story

"and then he ranched. he ranched so hard and for so long. Who knew he had that much ranch to give"

Needs some work, but mark my words...its happening

"He ranched so hard it was almost Bleu cheese."

 

[MrsPassion]

"Hey ranched so hard it was almost Bleu cheese."

It’s writing itself at this point

 

[LupineOne]

"Hey ranched so hard it was almost Bleu cheese."

It’s never gonna end

 

[crazychemgirl]

Geez I missed the fun...

It was a bit mental …. Ranch is a verb now, just fyi

 

[Radiantcurves87]

It was a bit mental …. Ranch is a verb now, just fyi

And on that note, I may not want to know what I missed.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

And on that note, I may not want to know what I missed.

It's hilarious if that helps.