Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Top left. A tribute to Mario Kart and Mr. Mushroom seems appropriate.

Mr. Mushroom it is then.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Definitely late 1950’s style for my guy

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Looks like that would fit a pretty big head. Are you claiming girth as well?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Looks like that would fit a pretty big head. Are you claiming girth as well?

He’s only got 99.89% volume

 

[crazychemgirl]

That’s why it’s best not to let my dick do my thinking for me……..goes for most men.

Plus, I’d be concerned if it started chain smoking

 

[Mr_bogey]

Helicoptering and popping? Yes .... Several

Let us know how soon after this post the PM from @OrdinaryPerson arrived.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think my penis would have a baseball cap… because I want it to be relatable and friendly … brings in all the ladies

 

[Bbl87]

I don’t know I kind of enjoy the misogynistic pricks especially when they’re vulnerable right around the time their balls tighten up

I mean, I'm not normally misogynistic, but if it leads to making my balls tighten not by my own hand...

 

[Bbl87]

Let us know how soon after this post the PM from @OrdinaryPerson arrived.

Never. She's just a tease.

 

[MrsPassion]

My penis would definitely have a spartan helmet.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I'd offer... But I know you're "not serious"

@OrdinaryPerson reading this

 

[crazychemgirl]

My penis would definitely have a spartan helmet.

Gotta protect from danger or just like the spiky hair piece as added flair?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Mine would represent my northern English roots and have a flat cap

 

[crazychemgirl]

Mine would represent my northern English roots and have a flat cap

Oooh … posh

 

[MrsPassion]

Gotta protect from danger or just like the spiky hair piece as added flair?

Oh it’s definitely for the flair of it all. The drama darlings, the drama. You know when my penis enters the chat

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Oooh … posh

Oh god no haha
Not one of those fancy fuckers in tweed and elbow patches. Proper working class round these parts

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh god no haha
Not one of those fancy fuckers in tweed and elbow patches. Proper working class round these parts

Bridge and tunnel pecker?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is a dick only emoting when it’s orgasming?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

My penis would definitely have a spartan helmet.

I dont know what’s happening here but this is a pretty funny stand alone post

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I think my penis would have a baseball cap… because I want it to be relatable and friendly … brings in all the ladies

That would be one way to get me baseball and friendly!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I feel like this is sending a confusing message using a female head as a model

 

[Mr_bogey]

That’s why it’s best not to let my dick do my thinking for me……..goes for most men.

Glad you said most. My penis got into Harvard

 

[LupineOne]

I don’t know I kind of enjoy the misogynistic pricks especially when they’re vulnerable right around the time their balls tighten up

Yet another reason I like you

 

[crazychemgirl]

The best part is the crochet jizz

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Bridge and tunnel pecker?

I just had to google it cos I thought it was a cool new euphemism I hadn't heard of and I wanted to pretend I'm still trendy

But yeah I'm definitely a working class girl

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I kinda picture my dick with an Evel Kanival Helmet