Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

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Let's not include that, okay?

 

[SixShooter14]

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Don't get too excited... But it seems I can't get enough

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Don't get too excited... But it seems I can't get enough

how many on lit? Inquiring minds want to know

 

[Mr_bogey]

This is why you are going to win funniest over me.

Wait. You're funny? I voted for @Indie

 

[MedicalMuse]

I take a nap and all hell breaks loose in here

 

[MedicalMuse]

By the way @Mr_bogey im disappointed that you didn’t show

 

[Mr_bogey]

By the way @Mr_bogey im disappointed that you didn’t show

Sorry. I fell asleep.

 

[SnowboardPeople]

I’m a sex purist …. It has to happen in person with another individual

Does it count in person if you are talking to or video calling the other person while you control their toy on an app?

AFF

 

[MedicalMuse]

Sorry. I fell asleep.

You now are off the cuddle buddy list.

 

[Mr_bogey]

how many on lit? Inquiring minds want to know

Sounds like someone is interested in adding to that number.

 

[Mr_bogey]

You now are off the cuddle buddy list.

I can't help it. I'm old.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Wait. You're funny? I voted for @Indie

You're good people

 

[Daisy_Love]

I can't help it. I'm old.

@MedicalMuse just let him have a Power Nap then he’ll be ready to go!!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Sounds like someone is interested in adding to that number.

I mean... depends on how experienced he is

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Wait. You're funny? I voted for @Indie

Is there a biggest kiss ass category?

 

[Dionysian Beast]

We had an “are you a whore” discussion awhile back … but it’s so long ago, I’m reviving it.


So… how many people have you fucked? But in case you feel embarrassed, I’ve put it into friendly categories.


0-3: not a whore
4-6: slightly whorish
7-9: getting there
10-15: you love that dick / pussy
16-25: can’t get enough
26-40: whore status
41-100: going for gold
100+: overachiever

Overall, I have no idea and haven't kept count, somewhere around 30-40 maybe... but the number of high quality ones is in the neighbourhood of 10 or less.

And now that I typed that all out, it sounds a bit sad.

 

[MedicalMuse]

We had an “are you a whore” discussion awhile back … but it’s so long ago, I’m reviving it.


So… how many people have you fucked? But in case you feel embarrassed, I’ve put it into friendly categories.


0-3: not a whore
4-6: slightly whorish
7-9: getting there
10-15: you love that dick / pussy
16-25: can’t get enough
26-40: whore status
41-100: going for gold
100+: overachiever

My answer.

Edit: In light of a change I just read: I am indeed a whore.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I mean... depends on how experienced he is

Like Lit Virgin, Guru, Experienced?

 

[Bbl87]

I take a nap and all hell breaks loose in here

Clearly we needed your maturity and guidance.

 

[MedicalMuse]

How many people have you had any kind of sexual relations with. Oral, anal, pussy, handjob

Well fuck.

 

[RocinanteCaliban]

Well fuck.

What a lovely all-purpose word...fuck...

 

[crazychemgirl]

@MedicalMuse just let him have a Power Nap then he’ll be ready to go!!

Maybe he also needs some “stay hard” … lit patent pending

 

[Bbl87]

Well fuck.

Don't mind if I do...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well fuck.

 

[Bbl87]

@MedicalMuse just let him have a Power Nap then he’ll be ready to go!!

The good ol' refractory period.