Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

I knew you were cool Bry .

We pair well

 

[crazychemgirl]

I am the cock master

FIFY

 

[crazychemgirl]

I wanted to find a photo to go with the “cock master” title .. but I didn’t want to have to scrub my eyes and my phones google history with bleach.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

FIFY

I am. Thank you for fixing this. I must maintain my position as master of the cock.
Hail cock master
The master of the cock
Cum in me
And not your sock

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I wanted to find a photo to go with the “cock master” title .. but I didn’t want to have to scrub my eyes and my phones google history with bleach.

maybe just find a picture of someone dressed as a giant penis. Like @MrsPassion s ear of corn

 

[MrsPassion]

maybe just find a picture of someone dressed as a giant penis. Like @MrsPassion s ear of corn

I’m willing to repurpose the costume

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m willing to repurpose the costume

I wanna see a couple costume dressed up as a giant cock and pussy

 

[crazychemgirl]

And her face is the clit and the man keeps missing her face when he kisses her all night

 

[MrsPassion]

I wanna see a couple costume dressed up as a giant cock and pussy

I tried last year but the husband was all “we have to take a kid trick or treating and we can’t do it dressed like a cock and pussy”

My argument of “how do you think we made the kid?!” fell on deaf ears

This year though

 

[SixShooter14]

I tried last year but the husband was all “we have to take a kid trick or treating and we can’t do it dresses like a cock and pussy”

My argument of “how do you think we made the kid?!” fell on deaf ears

This year though

How about a rooster and kitty cat? Some will get it and some won't

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

And her face is the clit and the man keeps missing her face when he kisses her all night

I just snorted

 

[SixShooter14]

And her face is the clit and the man keeps missing her face when he kisses her all night

Dammit... I literally LOL'd

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’m willing to repurpose the costume

It should be easy. I won’t need arms

 

[MrsPassion]

How about a rooster and kitty cat? Some will get it and some won't

I’m really a fan of overt gestures though

 

[LupineOne]

And her face is the clit and the man keeps missing her face when he kisses her all night

Jesus H. Christ

 

[MrsPassion]

It should be easy. I won’t need arms

You might get a few questions on why it’s so bumpy but we’ll just say it’s ribbed for her pleasure

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

And her face is the clit and the man keeps missing her face when he kisses her all night

Who gets to be the vibrator to come along and save the day?

 

[Photog1rl]

I wanna see a couple costume dressed up as a giant cock and pussy

I found these…
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[Photog1rl]

Who gets to be the vibrator to come along and save the day?

It would be one tired vibe…
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[PlanetaryNebula]

You might get a few questions on why it’s so bumpy but we’ll just say it’s ribbed for her pleasure

That sounds better than genital warts. Good call

 

[MrsPassion]

That sounds better than genital warts. Good call

I mean I’ll take it there
Give these kids a sex Ed lesson with their trick or treats

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I mean I’ll take it there
Give these kids a sex Ed lesson with their trick or treats

They need to learn sometime

 

[MrsPassion]

They need to learn sometime

Do you remember the Mr T ads for D.A.R.E?

I feel like that kind of aggressive approach is the only way they will learn

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Do you remember the Mr T ads for D.A.R.E?

I feel like that kind of aggressive approach is the only way they will learn

This rings a bell. But my brain is getting stuck in Smokey the bear and preventing forest fires. Dammit brain

 

[Seadog777]

This rings a bell. But my brain is getting stuck in Smokey the bear and preventing forest fires. Dammit brain

I still see those Smokey the Bear commercials from time to time.