” look. That’s to be expected. 
That is good dadding right thereUpdate: I showed my son the spoon trick. He gave me the,”I can’t believe this idiot is my dad
But…. I walked into the kitchen a few minutes later, and there on the counter, all by itself, was a single unused spoon.
You’re awesomeUpdate: I showed my son the spoon trick. He gave me the,”I can’t believe this idiot is my dad
But…. I walked into the kitchen a few minutes later, and there on the counter, all by itself, was a single unused spoon.
Some of us like to mix up our jokes instead of just saying "ketchup".
Thank you for saying what I couldn’t say less I trigger an avalancheSome of us like to mix up our jokes instead of just saying "ketchup".
A pussy avalanche?
If I knew how to trigger any of those avalanches, I’d be triggering them all in this very moment.
Maybe it needs to be a group effort
I’m open to your ideas
If you're anything like me? Probably masturbate less.
Thank youOh my
Ugh, sorry dude. I've been there too and it sucks.Who wants to send me boobs to make me forget about the large plumbing bill and washer I get to replace?
Weekends are supposed to be the non-stressful days.
You are a motherfucking queen, baby.
Cause I’m nice like that
Don’t feel bad, we have to pay college tuition and get a new car to replace the one our daughter totaled.Who wants to send me boobs to make me forget about the large plumbing bill and washer I get to replace?
Weekends are supposed to be the non-stressful days.
Hot damn!!
Cause I’m nice like that
A truly lovely gesture and lady.
Cause I’m nice like that
I’m just here to bring smiles, boners, and “slippery when wet” feelings to my faves
