Sex & Shenanigans

[Pantyboy74]

L

if we get really wild we pull out the cigars

Careful thats too much fun.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Hello peeps, didn't read all of the last 10 pages, just did a hit and miss checkup to see:
SCP posting gross things like always
OP isn't into assholes, but assholes are into her
CC isn't feeling well, but not bad enough to use sick time (hope you feel better )

Yea yea yea you me.

@SirConradPeckereye

@SirConradPeckereye !

I call him Mr. Peanut(to myself, silently as I laugh) so that is all I had in my mind.

Sheesh no wonder my ears were ringing this morning!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Im reminded time and time again thay women in a group have way more adventures than men hanging out in a group. We are so boring.

You mean "book club", right?

 

[Pantyboy74]

You mean "book club", right?

Playboy is a book? right?

 

[Bry1313]

You mean "book club", right?

I just call that getting ghosted

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I just call that getting ghosted

Not ghosted. Stood up, though? Maybe.

 

[Bry1313]

Not ghosted. Stood up, though? Maybe.

po-ta-to po-tah-to let’s just call Bry right

 

[Pantyboy74]

po-ta-to po-tah-to let’s just call Bry right

Jeez we aren't doing pronunciations again.
Look us brits are right.

 

[Bry1313]

Jeez we aren't doing pronunciations again.
Look us brits are right.

@MrsPassion we need you here.

 

[MrsPassion]

@MrsPassion we need you here.

You rang?

 

[Photog1rl]

You're not supposed to give that info away to the other side ..

like we don't know this hahaha

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

po-ta-to po-tah-to let’s just call Bry right

Where's the fun in that?

 

[hotcpu]

You rang?

Classic except where's the superheroine landing ...

 

[Bry1313]

You rang?

My hero

 

[MrsPassion]

Classic except where's the superheroine landing ...

lol I’m almost 31. My knees won’t withstand a superhero landing you’re gonna have to settle for a sassy strut

 

[Pantyboy74]

You rang?

that reminds me of a joke.

An old woman in a nursing home kind of lost it one day and stripped off all of her clothes and took the sheet off the bed. She tied it around her neck like a cape and ran down the hall saying,

"SUPERPUSSY."

She did this trying to get some attention from the nursing staff but they weren't paying attention, so she jumped in the doorway of an old man's room and landed in a pose saying,

"SUPERPUSSY."

The old man looked up, thought for a second and said,


"I think I'll have the soup."

 

[hotcpu]

lol I’m almost 31. My knees won’t withstand a superhero landing you’re gonna have to settle for a sassy strut

I bet there's more in that body than you are letting on. The shopping spree won't have to be cut short will it??

 

[MrsPassion]

that reminds me of a joke.

An old woman in a nursing home kind of lost it one day and stripped off all of her clothes and took the sheet off the bed. She tied it around her neck like a cape and ran down the hall saying,

"SUPERPUSSY."

She did this trying to get some attention from the nursing staff but they weren't paying attention, so she jumped in the doorway of an old man's room and landed in a pose saying,

"SUPERPUSSY."

The old man looked up, thought for a second and said,


"I think I'll have the soup."

I’ll say what we’re all thinking…
He chose wrong.

Gimmie that senile muff any day. Probably a good time.

 

[Photog1rl]

Not ghosted. Stood up, though? Maybe.

Even stood up seems kind of aggressively intentional.

 

[Pantyboy74]

lol I’m almost 31. My knees won’t withstand a superhero landing you’re gonna have to settle for a sassy strut

Fuckinell. I dont remember being 31.

 

[MrsPassion]

I bet there's more in that body than you are letting on. The shopping spree won't have to be cut short will it??

lol I’ll power through anything for a trip to my dear love Louis Vuitton

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Even stood up seems kind of aggressively intentional.

Left behind

 

[MrsPassion]

Fuckinell. I dont remember being 31.

It’s magically mundane you aren’t missing anything

 

[Photog1rl]

Left behind

...forgotten?

 

[Pantyboy74]

It’s magically mundane you aren’t missing anything

Don't grow older if you think 31 is mundane.