Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

Went there and bought property
*saucy Z snap*

Pfft you can't afford the area! *saucy Z snap back, with the hair flip*

And my comprehensive benefits package says otherwise on my feelings on babies!.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The waiting list is gaping!

I was 100% gonna find a super fucked up photo to link to this … but I don’t have that much energy

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I was 100% gonna find a super fucked up photo to link to this … but I don’t have that much energy

Of course you quit on me...

 

[crazychemgirl]

My bad. Glad you saw it tho. My inbox is ready.

When is your inbox NOT ready … I’m surprised it doesn’t have a blinking neon

“I’m OPEN”

Sign on it

 

[MrsPassion]

I think they were talking about your OTHER pink lips

Aww shit…I was too literal again. This happens every time!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Aww shit…I was too literal again. This happens every time!

Just one of these days I want to fucking go apeshit on a room like that.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Aww shit…I was too literal again. This happens every time!

You forgot the curtain on the back wall...

 

[MrsPassion]

Just one of these days I want to fucking go apeshit on a room like that.

We have a place in my city where you can smash a bunch of shit lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

Again? I’m shocked! View attachment 2254661

Only problem with that image is the thumb isn’t working the clit

 

[crazychemgirl]

We have a place in my city where you can smash a bunch of shit lol

We do too … but it’s not the same

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

When is your inbox NOT ready … I’m surprised it doesn’t have a blinking neon

“I’m OPEN”

Sign on it

Sounds like everyones (in)box on here.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sounds like everyones (in)box on here.

Not mine … I don’t trust where you fuckers have been

 

[MrsPassion]

Again? I’m shocked! View attachment 2254661

Me too

 

[crazychemgirl]

Me too

Is that the new shocker? … the Spock?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

We have a place in my city where you can smash a bunch of shit lol

I want to do one of those!

 

[MrsPassion]

Is that the new shocker? … the Spock?

Well you know my oblivious ass just assumed he was a Trekkie

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Is that the new shocker? … the Spock?

If it's good enough for rock paper scissors....

 

[Pantyboy74]

Me too

I can do that really easily.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well you know my oblivious ass just assumed he was a Trekkie

Only problem is I don’t know anyone but aliens whose ass and puss are that far apart

 

[jason28053]

If it's good enough for rock paper scissors....

Shocker trumps all

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Only problem is I don’t know anyone but aliens whose ass and puss are that far apart

When we need @rlaflamme

 

[MrsPassion]

Only problem is I don’t know anyone but aliens whose ass and puss are that far apart

Tentacles?

 

[crazychemgirl]

When we need @rlaflamme

For measuring purposes?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Tentacles?

Back to the dicktacles!!!

 

[jason28053]

Back to the dicktacles!!!

That big