Sex & Shenanigans

I'm a super clumsy idiot and have no idea why my body doesn’t look like a road map with all of the injuries I've had.
Broken my wrists from falling over fresh air so many times they're actually both at weird angles and I have no real strength in my hands anymore.
Walked on some stepping stones when I was 9, stepped on my laces, fell face first onto another stone and smashed my nose. I needed surgery and only have a tiny scar now under my eyebrow. Looked like the goddamn Phantom of the Opera for weeks because of the plaster cast they stuck on my face.
My most noticeable scars now though are from surgeries. Appendectomy at 16 and gall bladder removal last year
 
The funny thing was, it was bible college and he was an RA. The string of obscenities I threw his way in the moment after would probably make a sailor blush, but I never heard anything about it. 🤣

He was SUPER apologetic. Didn't hurt that I was like twice his size, haha.
Bob Jones, Pensacola, Lee, Liberty, Moody, BBC? (Although my church thought Liberty was too liberal cause they allowed women to wear pants. They would have preferred a state college to it. 😂)
 
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