is sex in the garden worth the chigger bites?

[butters]

asking for a friend

 

[pink]

Nooooooooooooo

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

You may as well use Poison Ivy to clean up with after.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I got 104 chigger bites once tent camping in Wisconsin. Wouldn't recommend it.

 

[Queersetti]

Is the chigger cute?

 

[Queersetti]

I got 104 chigger bites once tent camping in Wisconsin. Wouldn't recommend it.

I heard the same from the chiggers.

 

[neci]

dear fucking god. i’m too old for that shit. keep the socks high and brace a tree. no need for getting down in the brush.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I heard the same from the chiggers.

There are few remaining that still speak chigger.

 

[twister947]

Bloody Hell, have you lost your mind?

 

[butters]

Bloody Hell, have you lost your mind?

i said a friend...

i frikken hate chigger bites and chiggers love me, so there's no way with my knee, his balance, and the heat would i be risking it. *scratches*

 

[twister947]

Every time someone posts a picture of a nude standing in a field of tall grass, I start to itch.

 

[butters]

Every time someone posts a picture of a nude standing in a field of tall grass, I start to itch.

i was happily oblivious to their existence before living here since they're just not a thing in the UK...chiggers, that is, not nudes in tall grass

 

[Comshaw]

Oh hell no! A long time ago (I ain't gunna say how long ago) I went to Oklahoma to stay with my mom. I went over to cut my great-grandmother's lawn for her in a pair of cutoffs. Those little bastards ate me alive! I scratched until it bled and it still itched. Ain't no way no how I would ever let them get to me again, even for some really good sex! Well on that last part maybe.


Comshaw

 

[Noor]

No, not at all, nor is sex on a gravel roof worth it.

 

[massageguy1]

A long time ago, I was taught that the correct term is 'chegro.'

I'll see myself out

 

[butters]

A long time ago, I was taught that the correct term is 'chegro.'

I'll see myself out

i don't understand what this even means

late edit: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! i see it now. *duh*

 

[TallMan69]

Chiggers! I recently had to explain about chiggers to someone. My mom was talking about chigger bites from gardening.

Does seem to be a bad year for dog ticks as well. Make sure to check yourself after walking in tall grass.

And driving through Wyoming I learned firsthand about the crazy migration of the marching Mormon Cricket . Yikes! Those things are huge!

That’s all I have to say about noxious critters.

 

[Plasmaball]

Was the chigger bigger?

 

[Queersetti]

Was the chigger bigger?

Trigger warning: Bigger chiggers

 

[hawi13]

Before....absolutely, let's go for it! After and for the rest of my life, no way I'm doing that again!

 

[DoctorSmith8]

Who ever is on the bottom will end up with the bites.

 

[thør]

Is the chigger cute?

At least someone asked the right question.

 

[Treeview]

If you ever get chigger bites slather on Cortizone 10 as if its sunscreen. Get the big tubes. Count on itching for 2-4 days.

 

[gtnlynn]

When I was a kid, spending all of my free time in the pine woods and fields, I was covered with chigger bites. It was a nightly ritual to treat them. Now, I poison the suckers to keep them off my property, so outside sex is chigger-free.