Sex & Shenanigans

This one is for Stella and @Bry1313

Once upon a time, in the vibrant city of San Francisco, there lived a woman named Stella. She was a successful, independent woman who had dedicated her life to her career and raising her son. However, deep down, she longed for something more—a love that would set her soul on fire.

One sunny day, while enjoying a leisurely stroll along the picturesque coastline, Stella's eyes met those of a tall, muscular man named Bryan. Standing at an impressive 6'3", Bryan exuded confidence and charm. His dedication to fitness was evident in his sculpted physique, a result of countless hours spent working out.

As fate would have it, Bryan and Stella found themselves crossing paths again at a local café. Their conversation flowed effortlessly, as if they had known each other for years. Bryan's warm smile and genuine interest in Stella's life made her heart skip a beat. Little did she know, Bryan was equally captivated by her intelligence, grace, and the way she carried herself.

Their connection grew stronger with each passing day. Bryan's presence in Stella's life was like a breath of fresh air, igniting a fire within her that she had long forgotten. He encouraged her to embrace her passions, to let go of her inhibitions, and to rediscover the vibrant woman she once was.

Together, they embarked on countless adventures, exploring the hidden gems of the city and creating memories that would last a lifetime. From hiking through the majestic redwood forests to dancing under the moonlit sky, their love story unfolded like a whirlwind romance.

Bryan's unwavering support and love for Stella were evident in every gesture. He would surprise her with handwritten notes, expressing his admiration for her strength and beauty. He would sweep her off her feet with spontaneous dates, where they would dance the night away, lost in each other's arms.

Stella, once reserved and cautious, found herself falling head over heels for Bryan. His love awakened a passion within her that she never knew existed. With him, she felt alive, vibrant, and truly herself.

Their love story was not without its challenges, as life often throws curveballs. But Bryan's unwavering dedication and love for Stella never wavered. He stood by her side, offering a shoulder to lean on during the tough times and celebrating their victories together.

As the years passed, their love only grew stronger. Bryan's dedication to fitness remained, but it was Stella who became his ultimate motivation. He would often say that her love was his greatest workout, pushing him to be the best version of himself.

In the end, Stella got more than just her groove back; she found a love that set her soul on fire. Bryan, the tall, muscular man who worked out religiously, became her rock, her partner, and her forever love.

And so, their spicy love story continued, filled with passion, adventure, and a love that knew no bounds. Together, they proved that true love can ignite even the most dormant flames, and that sometimes, all it takes is one person to help you find your groove back.

5*
 
Only because I've been asking you to buy one for 5 years and it still hasn't happened. Men 🙄
OK, I'm actually going to share a funny story because of this...

When we ordered out living room furniture, we were told it would take 6-8 weeks. Week 7, a friend was moving and needed new furniture, so we let them have our old couches figuring we'd get ours soon.

WRONG.

Turned into 10 weeks, then 14 weeks. Then my son was born and we still had no furniture. We brought in rocking chairs off the porch to sit in. Got a loveseat at 15 weeks. Finally got everything at 18 weeks, but the ottoman was the wrong style and fabric. They said to keep it until they got the right one in.

We fucked so many times on that ottoman out of spite the next couple weeks... I think that is the most my wife ever wanted to have sex actually. Who knew spite would be sex fuel?
 
This one is for Stella and @Bry1313

Once upon a time, in the vibrant city of San Francisco, there lived a woman named Stella. She was a successful, independent woman who had dedicated her life to her career and raising her son. However, deep down, she longed for something more—a love that would set her soul on fire.

One sunny day, while enjoying a leisurely stroll along the picturesque coastline, Stella's eyes met those of a tall, muscular man named Bryan. Standing at an impressive 6'3", Bryan exuded confidence and charm. His dedication to fitness was evident in his sculpted physique, a result of countless hours spent working out.

As fate would have it, Bryan and Stella found themselves crossing paths again at a local café. Their conversation flowed effortlessly, as if they had known each other for years. Bryan's warm smile and genuine interest in Stella's life made her heart skip a beat. Little did she know, Bryan was equally captivated by her intelligence, grace, and the way she carried herself.

Their connection grew stronger with each passing day. Bryan's presence in Stella's life was like a breath of fresh air, igniting a fire within her that she had long forgotten. He encouraged her to embrace her passions, to let go of her inhibitions, and to rediscover the vibrant woman she once was.

Together, they embarked on countless adventures, exploring the hidden gems of the city and creating memories that would last a lifetime. From hiking through the majestic redwood forests to dancing under the moonlit sky, their love story unfolded like a whirlwind romance.

Bryan's unwavering support and love for Stella were evident in every gesture. He would surprise her with handwritten notes, expressing his admiration for her strength and beauty. He would sweep her off her feet with spontaneous dates, where they would dance the night away, lost in each other's arms.

Stella, once reserved and cautious, found herself falling head over heels for Bryan. His love awakened a passion within her that she never knew existed. With him, she felt alive, vibrant, and truly herself.

Their love story was not without its challenges, as life often throws curveballs. But Bryan's unwavering dedication and love for Stella never wavered. He stood by her side, offering a shoulder to lean on during the tough times and celebrating their victories together.

As the years passed, their love only grew stronger. Bryan's dedication to fitness remained, but it was Stella who became his ultimate motivation. He would often say that her love was his greatest workout, pushing him to be the best version of himself.

In the end, Stella got more than just her groove back; she found a love that set her soul on fire. Bryan, the tall, muscular man who worked out religiously, became her rock, her partner, and her forever love.

And so, their spicy love story continued, filled with passion, adventure, and a love that knew no bounds. Together, they proved that true love can ignite even the most dormant flames, and that sometimes, all it takes is one person to help you find your groove back.
ChatGPT knows that Angela Bassett and I are destiny.
 
If you could have sex with any fictional character … movies/books/tv/cartoon… who would it be and why?


Bonus points for originality and solid reasoning
Bruce Banner (he's totally gorgeous - Ruffalo version - and I'd want to see if he could actually finish before Hulking out)
The majority of the Fellowship of the Ring (not Legolas)
Satine from Moulin Rouge

Mr Rochester from Jane Eyre
Adult Ben from IT
Colonel Brandon

Dexter
Mando. I really wanna play with his helmet.
Or Eva Green's character in Penny Dreadful 😍
Hopper

Howl (Howls Moving Castle)
Beast before the transformation
Prince Eric
 
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