Sorry to be so shallow, but.....

[GentlemanJedi63]

Has anyone (male or female) ever encountered someone that you found unattractive for whatever reason, but they had an unbelievable body that really attracted you? I'm talking about the jerk that just needs to shut up, but is handsome, muscular, and perhaps well hung? Or maybe the woman that looks better with a paper bag over her face, but she has a damn fine body?

 

[LupusDei]

Okay, I will bite.

A boss wife. For a short while I worked under contract for a man in a small office of his family enterprise. He himself wasn't a God's gift, the whole affair was mostly tolerable only by how his mom ran things for him, and yes, it paid well enough.

So yeah, the girl. Younger by a decade than him (and thus about my age, actually), and so obviously in it for the money, it was cringeworthy at times, and she wasn't even hiding it. She was what I call "Moscow blonde," round face with small pointy nose and big eyes (ash grey) with just a hint of Asian blood, but naturally platinum blonde, not bleached. Boobs just a bit bigger than my preference, but very perky and very round, and as far I knew perfectly natural. Well toned and model slim and at about 5'8" already model tall, but it made her petite in the context where just about everyone (many women including) is over 6 feet. So yeah, a perfect doll, but was she nasty, lol. And no, she wasn't the dumb bimbo she oh so liked to present, she was sharp and malicious, and vindictive, but above all lazy. And did I mention she was a Russian fascist? (And I have to mention I'm a Latvian nazi, lol.) So yeah, a text book case of "enjoy the show, but don't feed and don't provoke, and don't forget it's a dangerous predator."

 

[RelentlessOnanism]

There was a girl I used to work with who had an incredible mane of curly blonde hair, a hugely prominent hooked nose, and the body of a porn star. She wasn’t ugly, but her nose was so noticeable that it kind of distracted from the rest of her face. She had an amazing figure though; slim but curvy in all the right places.

 

[Carnevil9]

Hence the term "butterface." As in, "yeah, she's got a smokin' hot body... but her face!!! Yikes!!"

That's why they invented doggy style.

 

[Funit]

Hence the term "butterface." As in, "yeah, she's got a smokin' hot body... but her face!!! Yikes!!"

That's why they invented doggy style.

There is an old saying in England ..."you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire".

 

[LauraWilling]

There is an old saying in England ..."you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire".

ROTFLMAO!!! I love that!

 

[woman_early20s]

Has anyone (male or female) ever encountered someone that you found unattractive for whatever reason, but they had an unbelievable body that really attracted you? I'm talking about the jerk that just needs to shut up, but is handsome, muscular, and perhaps well hung? Or maybe the woman that looks better with a paper bag over her face, but she has a damn fine body?

A tinder date. That guy is a dick. Literally such a hypocrite and toxic person I would never be connected with. We mayched on tinder (because i was having this phase of let me have someone to sext with), I never planned to meet him and wanted to just keep it limited to sexting, as my gut knew that this is a person I won't like at all.

But damn that guy has his way around with words and I don't know how I ended up meeting him and I was attracted to him. We hooked up, it was great.

Despite his toxicity, we are still fwb; as my body just cannot get enough of him

 

[Muwarr90]

I worked with a woman when I was younger who was by every physical measure hotter than hell. Tall, great legs, nice tits, red hair, pretty face. She also tended to dress way too sexy for an office setting. (Best example: Spandex, tiger print, miniskirt)

However, she was also incredibly lazy, downright surly, and just generally self centered. The pleasure of looking at her did not come close to balancing the misery of actually dealing with her.

 

[Charlotte_Sin]

I'm not sure why.... but I do tend to find myself attracted to women who could be called "butterfaces"

 

[Sienna62]

I'm not sure why.... but I do tend to find myself attracted to women who could be called "butterfaces"

What is a butterface ?

 

[KatieDoes]

Being unlikeable immediately makes someone completely unattractive to me. Being super enjoyable to be around makes someone infinitely more attractive to me, physical appearance aside.

I can appreciate someone’s physical appearance similarly to how I appreciate a lovely painting. I’m not attracted to the painting, though.

 

[vibes]

What is a butterface ?

hot body but dog face

 

[AlexBailey]

My first wife was a beautiful monster. She had long cycling bipolar and was on a fun and manic phase when we met, but when things turned… OMG! She became the ugliest thing I’ve ever been close to.

 

[policywank]

Being unlikeable immediately makes someone completely unattractive to me. Being super enjoyable to be around makes someone infinitely more attractive to me, physical appearance aside.

I can appreciate someone’s physical appearance similarly to how I appreciate a lovely painting. I’m not attracted to the painting, though.

Yup. Doesn't matter how nice the packaging is, as soon as certain unpleasant traits become apparent my whole being just says nope. It is like peeling back the facade to find something ugly underneath and once I have seen it I can't unsee it and that becomes all I can see.

 

[live4thebj]

Yes. When I was in this dating site this woman had legs that would never end and a nice body. But face. Well let’s say I never reached out.

 

[SlutAddicted]

Being unlikeable immediately makes someone completely unattractive to me. Being super enjoyable to be around makes someone infinitely more attractive to me, physical appearance aside.

I can appreciate someone’s physical appearance similarly to how I appreciate a lovely painting. I’m not attracted to the painting, though.

Yup. Doesn't matter how nice the packaging is, as soon as certain unpleasant traits become apparent my whole being just says nope. It is like peeling back the facade to find something ugly underneath and once I have seen it I can't unsee it and that becomes all I can see.

In my younger days I dated a few women who were highly narcissistic. They were so hot and I so wanted to believe that they were genuine that I would twist myself into knots to convince myself that they weren't what they appeared to be. After getting burned a few times my eyes were opened. Now it is like a switch goes off with certain behaviours. Not too long ago I worked with a woman that most would consider drop dead gorgeous, but once I got to know her all attraction just dried up like dust and blew away in the wind. It is not at all like when I was younger where I imagined that if only she was more of this or less of that she would be sexy. She might as well be a lamppost. I simply can't see her as an attractive or sexual being and I sincerely feel sorry for her partner.

 

[soflabbwlvr]

I have mentioned before on other threads that I come from a very large family. I have a number of stunning, drop dead gorgeous cousins ranging from my age to much younger. Of all my cousins, the best body hands down belongs to a second cousin two years younger than me. She was never a pretty girl, and my younger male cousins teased her mercilessly. But in high school she blossomed, somewhat. Her body filled out into stunning, curvy, perfect hour glass proportions. Her legs were smooth and shapely, and looked great in a short skirt and high heels. In PE class she caused instant erections -- so long as you didn't look at her face. She eventually outgrew the ugly face, although she never quite reached "pretty." But that body-- total smoke show.

 

[AlexBailey]

In my younger days I dated a few women who were highly narcissistic. They were so hot and I so wanted to believe that they were genuine that I would twist myself into knots to convince myself that they weren't what they appeared to be. After getting burned a few times my eyes were opened. Now it is like a switch goes off with certain behaviours. Not too long ago I worked with a woman that most would consider drop dead gorgeous, but once I got to know her all attraction just dried up like dust and blew away in the wind. It is not at all like when I was younger where I imagined that if only she was more of this or less of that she would be sexy. She might as well be a lamppost. I simply can't see her as an attractive or sexual being and I sincerely feel sorry for her partner.

I’ve been in “the friend zone” with many beautiful women, including a few well known performers. It was often assumed I was gay and seen as a “safe guy” who was more like a sister who could be around when they let their guard down.

Some of those who come across as narcissists are also the most insecure and self doubting people I’ve met. Being aloof and easily irritated are often defense mechanisms covering other insecurities.

I’ve known “beautiful” people who were constantly stressed out because they felt they could never let their guard down and be themselves because they feared no one would like their real selves.

When you’re most appreciated for your appearance, aging, vulnerability, and other pretty people can be the enemy, largely because people who are most attracted to physical appearance are often fickle and most interested in the next pretty thing.

 

[midwestmomlvr]

Has anyone (male or female) ever encountered someone that you found unattractive for whatever reason, but they had an unbelievable body that really attracted you? I'm talking about the jerk that just needs to shut up, but is handsome, muscular, and perhaps well hung? Or maybe the woman that looks better with a paper bag over her face, but she has a damn fine body?

My situation is sadly the exact opposite. My wife is beautiful but her body is very odd and does not turn me on in the least. Don’t get me wrong, she’s not overweight or obese, but is just built weird. In addition to having a flabby tummy, she’s got small saggy boobs and this odd/weird fat above her hips.

 

[J_Bone]

I've been there a few times. One in particular stands out. She wasn't horribly ugly, but definitely what has been described as butterface with less than good skin and her hair was always frizzy and kind of mess. Not only that, but other things I found unattractive were her voice, the fact she mumbled a lot, and her accent/regional dialect that was just grating, a horrible kisser, not very good in bed to speak of, also kind of a hippy chick, which wasn't really my type. We had nothing in common and it was near impossible to carry on a conversation, which was fine since it was like fingernails on a chalkboard anyway. But damn, did she have a nice bod....ideal hourglass shape, perfect tits and a nice firm heart shaped ass. Ended up fucking her pretty regularly over the course of that summer until I got serious with someone toward the end.

 

[Sienna62]

hot body but dog face

Thank you. Hot is irresistible I find and often regardless of appearance.

 

[Nightspeed]

Over the years I've been with women on both ends of the physical attractiveness spectrum. Sometimes my friends would even criticize me for how "ugly" or "too fat" they thought they were. I told them I wasn't seeing her to make them happy and they could fuck off. Sometimes the physically beautiful ones were horrid hags on the inside, and the "less attractive" were often the sweetest people and the most knockout lovers you can imagine.

 

[Dom70]

This is why paper bags were invented....

 

[johnnyampleed]

Yes, a classmate. She had pretty bad acne, a real bad haircut, odd owl-like glasses. But, she had comely hips and a nice butt. I did not lust after her until ...

We were in a crowded elevator and she was in front of me. Due to the number of people in the elevator, her ass was pressed firmly in my crotch. I was young and seemly always with a hard-on ... that was directly embedded in her ass cheeks. She apparently did not mind because she did little circular motions against me. To my regret, I failed to follow-up with her, but I later always defended her attributes whenever she came up in discussions with my fellow male classmates.

 

[CuttingEdge]

My ex-wife!

She is really pretty, with the body and face, and might even be a true femme fetal except one flaw: God was so busy making her nice looking that he forgot to include brains. Femme Fetal's are known to be smart, and she is NOTHING of the sort. Oh my, she is the dumbest person on the East Coast.

From keeping her from getting into get-rich-quick schemes, to other colossal lack-of-intelligence blunders, it was a full-time husband-job to keep her from messing up everything. In the end, I could not do it anymore. It was nice to go to a restaurant and have other guys drool over her in a minidress and heels, and watch their wives bristle with scorn at her good looks, but she was just too dumb to stay with.

I watch her now with her new boyfriend, a man 15 years older than her who thinks he has got life good now, but he has no idea what awaits him. I literally feel sorry for him. If you don't believe me, just as the other husbands she has left in her wake. It is just amazing the destructive power a dumb person has, and why I avoid them at all costs.