Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yes and they were still coming the next day.

Right!!!! You had to write to the mods to get the thread taken down

 

[jason28053]

Yes and they were still cuming the next day.

That’s what dicks do!

 

[Lord Pmann]

This thread moves too quickly for me. I would ask that you all slow down the pace a little more for me. The person who reads these threads to me is complaining.

 

[Mr_bogey]

This thread moves too quickly for me. I would ask that you all slow down the pace a little more for me. The person who reads these threads to me is complaining.

Would you say that you prefer "a retired pace"?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

This thread moves too quickly for me. I would ask that you all slow down the pace a little more for me. The person who reads these threads to me is complaining.

I feel your pain brother. We need someone to keep track and provide a synopsis.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Would you say that you prefer "a retired pace"?

Yessir. If you have any abilities to influence the speed, I would be in your debt. I know your eyes would appreciate a slower pace as well.

 

[jason28053]

This thread moves too quickly for me. I would ask that you all slow down the pace a little more for me. The person who reads these threads to me is complaining.

we yield to no one

 

[Bry1313]

Hi friends

My week of alone time comes to a screeching halt in 7 hours. I’m thinking about what kind of shenanigans I can get myself into.

Im happy to help out

 

[Bbl87]

I prefer Home Depot
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That's basically an inventory of the treasure chest below out bed.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Yessir. If you have any abilities to influence the speed, I would be in your debt. I know your eyes would appreciate a slower pace as well.

anything for you my good friend.

 

[Bry1313]

God that’s a good title. We could go into business. I’ll be dick tester

I could be the dick testee

 

[Mr_bogey]

I could be the dick testee

Poor bry. Always trying to make fetch happen.

 

[jason28053]

I could be the dick testee

Frank and beans?

 

[Bry1313]

Poor bry. Always trying to make fetch happen.

I’m never gonna make fetch happen

 

[Lord Pmann]

Poor bry. Always trying to make fetch happen.

Fucking brilliant reference.

 

[Photog1rl]

I could be the dick testee

I keep reading this as dick tease and thinking hmmm ok

 

[SixShooter14]

I keep reading this as dick tease and thinking hmmm ok

No, I think @Bry1313 is wanting to test the dicks to make sure they are of the highest quality before getting to Nebsy

 

[Bry1313]

No, I think @Bry1313 is wanting to test the dicks to make sure they are of the highest quality before getting to Nebsy

That’s a low grade on reading comprehension my Western friend.

 

[jason28053]

I keep reading this as dick tease and thinking hmmm ok

I read it as dick and balls.

 

[Bbl87]

I could be the dick testee

I keep reading this as dick tease and thinking hmmm ok

You're doing better than me, seems you have PG at least intrigued.

 

[SixShooter14]

That’s a low grade on reading comprehension my Western friend.

Ehh...Worth it for a bad joke.

 

[Trubbycat]

Jeez, I go away for dinner and I'm completely lost

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You have to stop calling them beef curtains. I laugh too hard every time while also throwing up in my mouth a little.

I couldn't listen to this. Was she talking about me?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I couldn't listen to this. Was she talking about me?

Do you often make him throw up in his mouth?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

No, I think @Bry1313 is wanting to test the dicks to make sure they are of the highest quality before getting to Nebsy

Where as I don’t think this is the case, I do like the idea of someone sifting through the duds for me.