Sex & Shenanigans

[MrsPassion]

That's alot of production required. Best I could do would be flannel and chest hair.

Gimmie!! Gimmie!! Gimmie!!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I like my landing strip just as it is thank you very much!

But if he can do that checkerboard pattern on my front yard I might offer him a cool drink inside

I wanna see...

 

[MrsPassion]

I wanna see...

My front yard?

 

[peekingone]

I like my landing strip just as it is thank you very much!

But if he can do that checkerboard pattern on my front yard I might offer him a cool drink inside

I am sure he will do more than a checkerboard pattern. He might even plant tulips in the fall for you

 

[Photog1rl]

We went from boobs to remodeling?

It took this sentence alone and I no longer have fomo.

 

[Bbl87]

Gimmie!! Gimmie!! Gimmie!!

 

[MrsPassion]

Lumberjack fantasy
Thank you. You’re doing the lord’s work

 

[Bbl87]

Lumberjack fantasy
Thank you. You’re doing the lord’s work

 

[SixShooter14]

Just a push mower here... My yard is small and the entire thing is sloped heavily in 2 directions, so mowing is a pita. But it only takes an hour to push, so it's not bad.

I don't have any trees, so Roundup prevents the need for weed whacking.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

My front yard?

Mmhmm.

 

[SixShooter14]

Mmhmm.

This!!!

 

[MrsPassion]

Mmhmm.

Damn…you would ask after a drought week and all my flowers are dead

 

[SixShooter14]

Damn…you would ask after a drought week and all my flowers are dead

Is this a euphemism? I'm not sure I get it

 

[MrsPassion]

Is this a euphemism? I'm not sure I get it

lmfao no

 

[peekingone]

Damn…you would ask after a drought week and all my flowers are dead

I will grab my hose to help you water

 

[SixShooter14]

lmfao no

Good to hear

 

[MrsPassion]

Mmhmm.

To be fair even though I think my front yard is beautiful none of my photos show the hedgework

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

To be fair even though I think my front yard is beautiful none of my photos show the hedgework

How about the back yard?

 

[SixShooter14]

To be fair even though I think my front yard is beautiful none of my photos show the hedgework

I just looked and couldn't find any pictures of me on my tractor or equipment


It's like I'm always alone or something.

 

[MrsPassion]

How about the back yard?

I mean that’s where I keep my jewels

 

[SixShooter14]

How about the back yard?

Always the back with you...

Not complaining though

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I mean that’s where I keep my jewels

Fucking perfect.

 

[SixShooter14]

I mean that’s where I keep my jewels

Do you keep them buried in a nice hole?

 

[peekingone]

I mean that’s where I keep my jewels

that is what was so bright when you were picking flowers.

 

[MrsPassion]

Do you keep them buried in a nice hole?

Oh yes. But if you say “Open Sesame” it’s like the cave of wonders back there.