Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Me too. All the boinks. I was boinked so hard one might say I was boinked into the morrow

Nothing makes your day like a boink into oblivion.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh yes totally... So much boinking. I'd tell you about it obviously but I don't want to hijack the thread with my amazing sexy time adventures

This can be the companion thread to Old Guys Be Proud.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

You can be included in the “be proud old guys” thread where you tell your true stories that most definitely happened, especially if it was with an older guy.

Historians will find that thread one day and be amazed at all of completely true things documented there

 

[Bry1313]

This can be the companion thread to Old Guys Be Proud.

You are my bestie and I treasure the peace between us but

 

[MrsPassion]

Nothing makes your day like a boink into oblivion.

I will not go gently into that good boink

 

[Bry1313]

I will not go gently into that good boink

Is there anything better than a Sunday afternoon boink?

 

[MrsPassion]

Is there anything better than a Sunday afternoon boink?

Two Sunday afternoon boinks

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is there anything better than a Sunday afternoon boink?

When the boink is so good you get explosions in the end like the kind @NRJLIVES4ever gives his babygirls.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Two Sunday afternoon boinks

Genius!

 

[Bry1313]

Two Sunday afternoon boinks

Two boinks one guy……or two guys for you?

 

[MrsPassion]

Two boinks one guy……or two guys for you?

You make me sound overly picky

 

[MrsPassion]

When the boink is so good you get explosions in the end like the kind @NRJLIVES4ever gives his babygirls.

I really need to revisit the Be Proud Old Guys thread

 

[peekingone]

You make me sound overly picky

boink party

 

[MrsPassion]

boink party

BYOB

 

[peekingone]

BYOB

OK best response of the day,.... Well done.

 

[MrsPassion]

OK best response of the day,.... Well done.

 

[Apisto42]

I’m the goodest girl to ever good girl. See that plaque right there on my bougie bitch mantle? It’s says “Worlds Goodest, Good Girl” and this comemrative bejeweled pimp cup that says “Good Gurrl”. You can’t just custom order one of these off Etsy. You have to earn a good girl pimp cup.

The goodest I tell you!!

Oh? Since you’re such a good girl, I’m curious. Do you prefer spankings or to be paddled?

 

[MrsPassion]

Oh? Since you’re such a good girl, I’m curious. Do you prefer spankings or to be paddled?

A good girl doesn’t spank and tell

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

A good girl doesn’t spank and tell

Unless shes told to after a good boink?

 

[MrsPassion]

Unless shes told to after a good boink?

The thing is…I lied about my Sunday afternoon boinks I wasn’t boinked into the morrow twice today

But I did get a new bra so who knows?

 

[Apisto42]

Unless shes told to after a good boink?

This is the way.

 

[MrsPassion]

Where is @Mr_bogey today?!?

 

[Apisto42]

The thing is…I lied about my Sunday afternoon boinks I wasn’t boinked into the morrow twice today

But I did get a new bra so who knows?

Thought that devil would be the new bra.

Disappointment stricken.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Where is @Mr_bogey today?!?

95% chance hes napping right now. 5% chance hes at the bar.

 

[Apisto42]

Naps and spankings. Two childhood things that were negative, but very positive as adults.