Debbie
Persnickety slattern
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Scottx.
The lit old timers thread
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SilvaTungDevil
Sexy Mother Clucker
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How come Lit lists, "So my wife may have a boyfriend" as a similar thread? Also, "the most evil person in history", and "thread about sex with companion robots"?
Actually, never mind. Makes sense.
Actually, never mind. Makes sense.
SilvaTungDevil
Sexy Mother Clucker
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Oh man! If you order just one fucking mannequin on amazon, they fucking alert you all the time when mannequins go on sale. Due to my low impulse control and the fact that I'm a bazillionaire now that I've quit smoking, I recently bought a case of "male mannequin hands for jewelry display". It was like $24USD (did the USD make me seem more of a world traveler?). And then I told my mother (with dementia) about it. She wanted one. I totally brought her one. I hope that she remembers the joke, ask her worker if she needs a hand...etc... Now I'm wondering if she's going to forget about it.
Fuck.
What fucking thread does this post even belong to?
Fuck.
What fucking thread does this post even belong to?
Saint_Ann
Enter Title
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^ This fits anywhere!
Plasmaball
Karma Police
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I meant send dick pics..noob
massageguy1
Literotica Guru
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Plenty of dick pics posted directly in the lit men naked, even though they asked specifically to limit dick pics.
Me, I have a really big duck...
STOOPID AUTOCORRUPT!
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Plasmaball
Karma Police
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Sounds quackers
FataMorgana
Deckle Edged
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Wow. My aunt is throbbing.
massageguy1
Literotica Guru
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So are my bells!
I was here about 25 years ago. I signed up in 1997 or 1998 when I was in the Air Force and living in England. Came for the stories, which I absolutely loved. I haven’t read them much lately, I must confess.
I remember chatting with a woman from Minnesota who had written some stories and I was going to edit some for her. But they were written in the first person present tense which I really didn’t like. I couldn’t bring myself to tell her I didn’t like the tense so I just never edited them. Seems so stupid now, but then I was young and stupid at that time. I still feel bad I ghosted her, though ghosted want a term then.
I’m sure my login is long gone, jettisoned in some past site update. I hadn’t used it in nearly 20 years and I don’t even remember what it would be.
I remember chatting with a woman from Minnesota who had written some stories and I was going to edit some for her. But they were written in the first person present tense which I really didn’t like. I couldn’t bring myself to tell her I didn’t like the tense so I just never edited them. Seems so stupid now, but then I was young and stupid at that time. I still feel bad I ghosted her, though ghosted want a term then.
I’m sure my login is long gone, jettisoned in some past site update. I hadn’t used it in nearly 20 years and I don’t even remember what it would be.
Bob_Bytchin
Lit Class of '02
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Mannequin + mini-PC with AI = win for mom
Queersetti
Bastardo Suave
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I only clicked on the notification because I thought it said "Pickleball"
It smells like Vick's VapoRub in here.
Queersetti
Bastardo Suave
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When my parents moved here from Italy, my mom got a job as a mannequin at Filene's.
These immigrants today think they have it tough?
thør
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Your nose is old, that's Bengay.
Queersetti
Bastardo Suave
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Bengay, still gay.
Queersetti
Bastardo Suave
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I haven't gone through the whole thread. I'm going to assume that if I do, I'll make a bunch of replies to old friends who will cheerfully reply in 2028.
One_ping_only
Married
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My wife is obsessed with Pickleball!! We signed up to a 4 week clinic recently and now shes also looking for a league to play in?!
Luna_Wolf72
CinnaWolf circa 2023
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Oh wow, more names I haven't seen since sometime in forever.
Bob_Bytchin
Lit Class of '02
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Is your mom a mime?
Bob_Bytchin
Lit Class of '02
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Good seeing you either way.
Plasmaball
Karma Police
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Lies..
silver gurl
Kiss it....
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It’s a GB Lit reunion party!
FataMorgana
Deckle Edged
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My favourite Lit memories are when Poppy "died" then came back posting as her bereaved sister. Then she died for real. Lilith and her admirable work with the Canine Defence League. And the night we all went and started threads on the PG. Stew posted his cock which was roughly the size of a draught excluder, that along with his masticating AV, caused a few folks some concern. I think I pissed myself laughing that night.
Queersetti
Bastardo Suave
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Believe it or not, I still have a lot of that stuff bookmarked.
Ms Lilith i'm sorry!
"I didn't mean to make fun of your love of fucking dogs."
Kyle. What a legend.
butters
High on a Hill
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glad to see you're still this side of the green stuff, Q
