The lit old timers thread

Oh man! If you order just one fucking mannequin on amazon, they fucking alert you all the time when mannequins go on sale. Due to my low impulse control and the fact that I'm a bazillionaire now that I've quit smoking, I recently bought a case of "male mannequin hands for jewelry display". It was like $24USD (did the USD make me seem more of a world traveler?). And then I told my mother (with dementia) about it. She wanted one. I totally brought her one. I hope that she remembers the joke, ask her worker if she needs a hand...etc... Now I'm wondering if she's going to forget about it.

Fuck.

What fucking thread does this post even belong to?
 
Oh man! If you order just one fucking mannequin on amazon, they fucking alert you all the time when mannequins go on sale. Due to my low impulse control and the fact that I'm a bazillionaire now that I've quit smoking, I recently bought a case of "male mannequin hands for jewelry display". It was like $24USD (did the USD make me seem more of a world traveler?). And then I told my mother (with dementia) about it. She wanted one. I totally brought her one. I hope that she remembers the joke, ask her worker if she needs a hand...etc... Now I'm wondering if she's going to forget about it.

Fuck.

What fucking thread does this post even belong to?
^ This fits anywhere! :)
 
Post stuff directly, when it should be linked to a separate file?

Happens all the time. Just glanced at a bj thread, and it led off with an explicit scene right there on the first post.

I like porn, and enjoy sharing explicit pics. But I don't want to cause trouble for the site.
I meant send dick pics..noob
 
I meant send dick pics..noob
Plenty of dick pics posted directly in the lit men naked, even though they asked specifically to limit dick pics.

Me, I have a really big duck...

STOOPID AUTOCORRUPT!
 

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I was here about 25 years ago. I signed up in 1997 or 1998 when I was in the Air Force and living in England. Came for the stories, which I absolutely loved. I haven’t read them much lately, I must confess.

I remember chatting with a woman from Minnesota who had written some stories and I was going to edit some for her. But they were written in the first person present tense which I really didn’t like. I couldn’t bring myself to tell her I didn’t like the tense so I just never edited them. Seems so stupid now, but then I was young and stupid at that time. I still feel bad I ghosted her, though ghosted want a term then.

I’m sure my login is long gone, jettisoned in some past site update. I hadn’t used it in nearly 20 years and I don’t even remember what it would be.
 
Oh man! If you order just one fucking mannequin on amazon, they fucking alert you all the time when mannequins go on sale. Due to my low impulse control and the fact that I'm a bazillionaire now that I've quit smoking, I recently bought a case of "male mannequin hands for jewelry display". It was like $24USD (did the USD make me seem more of a world traveler?). And then I told my mother (with dementia) about it. She wanted one. I totally brought her one. I hope that she remembers the joke, ask her worker if she needs a hand...etc... Now I'm wondering if she's going to forget about it.

Fuck.

What fucking thread does this post even belong to?
Mannequin + mini-PC with AI = win for mom
 
My favourite Lit memories are when Poppy "died" then came back posting as her bereaved sister. Then she died for real. Lilith and her admirable work with the Canine Defence League. And the night we all went and started threads on the PG. Stew posted his cock which was roughly the size of a draught excluder, that along with his masticating AV, caused a few folks some concern. I think I pissed myself laughing that night.
 
My favourite Lit memories are when Poppy "died" then came back posting as her bereaved sister. Then she died for real. Lilith and her admirable work with the Canine Defence League. And the night we all went and started threads on the PG. Stew posted his cock which was roughly the size of a draught excluder, that along with his masticating AV, caused a few folks some concern. I think I pissed myself laughing that night.

Believe it or not, I still have a lot of that stuff bookmarked.

Ms Lilith i'm sorry!

"I didn't mean to make fun of your love of fucking dogs."

Kyle. What a legend.
 
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