Sex & Shenanigans

[Lmizzler]

I went to bed thinking about 2 buttholes and woke up with none.

 

[Photog1rl]

You know what I meant

 

[Apisto42]

I went to bed thinking about 2 buttholes and woke up with none.

Expectations are the source of unhappiness you know.

 

[Dubinsky]

I need motivation. The humidity is finally getting me down.

Found some!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Morning everyone. Someone pass me a paracetamol

Isn’t that like Australian Tylenol?? Or is European Tylenol or both?

 

[peekingone]

hello all, hope everyones Saturday is going well. Finished my workout and in a bit will run some errands. Then will chill a bit.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Isn’t that like Australian Tylenol?? Or is European Tylenol or both?

I don't know... It just makes hangovers go away
I'm in the UK so don't know what the aussies do after too many tinnies

 

[peekingone]

I don't know... It just makes hangovers go away
I'm in the UK so don't know what the aussies do after too many tinnies

Well I sure hope it is almost gone and ready for round 2?

 

[Bbl87]

Not me lonely wife. I’m sure I’ve sent bogey my butthole. At least with a gem or a tail in it

Butthole pictures aren’t just for everyone. They have to be earned

Man... I'm slacking around here. I really need to up my game, with gemmed butthole picks being in play and all!

No, don't give me sympathy.
This headache is entirely the fault of cheap wine and fire pit smoke.

Was fun though!

Cheap wine is my wife's favorite kind of wine. I bought some for her yesterday, but the Smirnoff Escapes were what was calling her name apparently.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I don't know... It just makes hangovers go away
I'm in the UK so don't know what the aussies do after too many tinnies

I’ve only ever heard about it reading Lit stories from non American authors. I learn so much from this site!!! My go to is Excedrin. If it were illegal I would buy it off the streets!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Cheap wine is my wife's favorite kind of wine. I bought some for her yesterday, but the Smirnoff Escapes were what was calling her name apparently.

Haven't tried them but I don't do well with vodka anymore unless it's drowned by other stuff in a cocktail.

Yeah sometimes I just want something yummy and easy to drink..

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Man... I'm slacking around here. I really need to up my game, with gemmed butthole picks being in play and all!



Cheap wine is my wife's favorite kind of wine. I bought some for her yesterday, but the Smirnoff Escapes were what was calling her name apparently.

Someone get this man a buttplug!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I’ve only ever heard about it reading Lit stories from non American authors. I learn so much from this site!!! My go to is Excedrin. If it were illegal I would buy it off the streets!

All I know about excedrin is that Stephen King is always getting his characters to dry swallow them

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

All I know about excedrin is that Stephen King is always getting his characters to dry swallow them

OH MY GOD I KNOW RIGHT!?!? Or chew them up like Jack in The Shining! You just excited me greatly by knowing this

 

[RosewoodTulip]

OH MY GOD I KNOW RIGHT!?!? Or chew them up like Jack in The Shining! You just excited me greatly by knowing this

Well I'm always happy to excite someone!
But yeah I have to ask if that's a common thing or just Steve sharing his own weird little habits with the rest of us

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well I'm always happy to excite someone!
But yeah I have to ask if that's a common thing or just Steve sharing his own weird little habits with the rest of us

I think it’s Steve sharing his weird little habits with the rest of us. I have a feeling he also has a great affinity for excedrin. I’ve never heard of anyone else dry swallowing it. Just the thought of it makes me want to puke. I’m fact I just conjured the taste in my mouth and dry heaved. Stuff is gold for headaches though

 

[Bbl87]

Someone get this man a buttplug!

We used to have one around here. Getting another one was hinted at but hasn't materialized.

Feel free to send me a picture of yours. For research purposes, of course.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I think it’s Steve sharing his weird little habits with the rest of us. I have a feeling he also has a great affinity for excedrin. I’ve never heard of anyone else dry swallowing it. Just the thought of it makes me want to puke. I’m fact I just conjured the taste in my mouth and dry heaved. Stuff is gold for headaches though

We don't have that here (thanks Google) but yeah Tylenol is paracetamol and dry swallowing that would definitely make me heave

 

[RosewoodTulip]

We used to have one around here. Getting another one was hinted at but hasn't materialized.

Feel free to send me a picture of yours. For research purposes, of course.

I have one but I'm definitely not ready to try it yet I'm totally getting ahead of myself though and keep looking at the pretty ones and the tails

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I have one but I'm definitely not ready to try it yet I'm totally getting ahead of myself though and keep looking at the pretty ones and the tails

I love my tail!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I think it’s Steve sharing his weird little habits with the rest of us. I have a feeling he also has a great affinity for excedrin. I’ve never heard of anyone else dry swallowing it. Just the thought of it makes me want to puke. I’m fact I just conjured the taste in my mouth and dry heaved. Stuff is gold for headaches though

We don't have that here (thanks Google) but yeah Tylenol is paracetamol and dry swallowing that would definitely make me heave

The best thing I’ve found for headaches is the excedrin or generic migraine combo of acetaminophen, aspirin, and caffeine.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The best thing I’ve found for headaches is the excedrin or generic migraine combo of acetaminophen, aspirin, and caffeine.

And orgasms. You forgot orgasms.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I love my tail!

I think I'd like a squirrel one. Don't know if that's a thing or not but that would be my choice

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I think I'd like a squirrel one. Don't know if that's a thing or not but that would be my choice

That’s awesome!!! I’m sure we could find you one

 

[LadyLascivious1]

And orgasms. You forgot orgasms.

Orgasms are great for cramps. They are terrible for headaches