Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

Lefty here, but can use both.

Same! A lot of my ambidexterity came from being taught how to do things by right handed people.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

For heaven sakes @Indie it’s fireworks

https://imgur.com/a/0YBErY5

Happy 4th, darling.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Happy 4th, darling.

I love it. It also looks like your bum has eyes. And theres a trail leaking down?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I love it. It also looks like your bum has eyes. And theres a trail leaking down?

You stop it. You stop it right now. I'm trying to be a sexy firecracker and the words "bum" and "leaking" do not belong in the same sentence.

 

[Bbl87]

Happy 4th, darling.

https://y.yarn.co/79b0779e-ae58-4e8b-89e3-8b30b70a2b3c_text.gif

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You stop it. You stop it right now. I'm trying to be a sexy firecracker and the words "bum" and "leaking" do not belong in the same sentence.

Your ass is dynamite baby!

 

[peekingone]

Same! A lot of my ambidexterity came from being taught how to do things by right handed people.

Totally agree. Enjoy it this way too. Sometimes you just need to use the other hand.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Your ass is dynamite baby!

Your turn.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Annnnd I see we’re back to buttholes.

 

[Dubinsky]

Annnnd I see we’re back to buttholes.

Well, no, you see, it was tastefully presented and carefully obscured in a holiday-appropriate manner...

 

[Bbl87]

Annnnd I see we’re back to buttholes.

You say that like it's a bad thing. Tends to vascilate between dicks and buttholes around here. The dick measuring went down in flames yesterday, so here we are.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Annnnd I see we’re back to buttholes.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[peekingone]

Happy 4th, darling.

God Bless America. Damn Indie this day is starting off with a bang!!!!

 

[Dubinsky]

You say that like it's a bad thing. Tends to vascilate between dicks and buttholes around here. The dick measuring went down in flames yesterday, so here we are.

What?

Someone went down on someone's dick here? Or am I misreading that?

 

[MedicalMuse]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Nope. It’s fine. I think you’ve seen mine…

 

[Mr_bogey]

God Bless America. Damn Indie this day is starting off with a bang!!!!

She got laid too?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Annnnd I see we’re back to buttholes.

Jason started it!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Nope. It’s fine. I think you’ve seen mine…

I think I need my memory refreshed.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Jason started it!

Not surprised

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You say that like it's a bad thing. Tends to vascilate between dicks and buttholes around here. The dick measuring went down in flames yesterday, so here we are.

That's only because there were no pics of said measurements

 

[MedicalMuse]

I think I need my memory refreshed.

Hold tight

 

[Bbl87]

That's only because there were no pics of said measurements

Well, as I said, I don't post it in threads. But if an individual wants their own verification...

 

[WerdNerd]

That's only because there were no pics of said measurements

Be careful what you wish for Indie.

 

[Trubbycat]

We were measuring yesterday? I’ve measured and am statistically average.

 

[MedicalMuse]

There you go @Mr_bogey