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Could you possibly give us an image we’d more want to unsee?Been dancing to the "Friends" theme song in my underwear for the last seven hours.
I am warning you, DO NOT tempt me. I can be unappealing in endless ways.Could you possibly give us an image we’d more want to unsee?
Hmm, what did you choose?Drinking coffee and choosing today's outfit
Is “walk” a misspelling?Enjoying the day off by actually sleeping just past 6am, and getting a walk in before the humidity really sets in. And now relaxing.
Nope lolIs “walk” a misspelling?
You should lube things regularly so they don’t go rustyFeeling like the Tin man without his can of oil while having coffee on this rainy day.
I blame it on supplier shortages.You should lube things regularly so they don’t go rusty![]()
I get lots of emails about these. I can send you details if you think it might help with the shortage
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Currently staring at this wondering why you get emails about themI get lots of emails about these. I can send you details if you think it might help with the shortage
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It all started a few years ago and I think it had something to do with a couple of questions I sent off to an agony aunt (I don’t know which question prompted it though). It could have been:Currently staring at this wondering why you get emails about them
Personally I like to find it by feelIt all started a few years ago and I think it had something to do with a couple of questions I sent off to an agony aunt (I don’t know which question prompted it though). It could have been:
“Why do I get so turned on by short men? It isn’t a problem normally but I am going to a horse racing meet in a couple of weeks and I know I will be cumming in my panties at the sight of those jockeys. Do you think I should wear several layers of panties or just let my pleasure show through?”
Or it could have:
“My husband cannot find my clitoris. Is there something I could do to make it larger? I have tried flashing neon lights in the past but as he never puts his head anywhere near it, this didn’t really help much”
LOL Did you ever get any answers? Well apart from the vacuum pump.It all started a few years ago and I think it had something to do with a couple of questions I sent off to an agony aunt (I don’t know which question prompted it though). It could have been:
“Why do I get so turned on by short men? It isn’t a problem normally but I am going to a horse racing meet in a couple of weeks and I know I will be cumming in my panties at the sight of those jockeys. Do you think I should wear several layers of panties or just let my pleasure show through?”
Or it could have:
“My husband cannot find my clitoris. Is there something I could do to make it larger? I have tried flashing neon lights in the past but as he never puts his head anywhere near it, this didn’t really help much”

Could you get the thistles out of thisGot done weed trimming...if anyone has any weeds that need trimming....nah, I've done enough today...
Depends on how tangled it is
Bring a rake, I think it needs a good combDepends on how tangled it is![]()
Hmmmmm.lets see... A rake, trimming scissors....maybe something to help with lubrication....Bring a rake, I think it needs a good comb![]()