Sex & Shenanigans

[MrsPassion]

Just think of it as training

I’m just envisioning a training montage

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Currently watching it. That’s where I learned the spam fact

I can’t look away

Do you enjoy seeing the meat sweats? The drool coming out of their mouth? The bouncing up and down to get more of the meat down?

 

[Dubinsky]

*sits down with a beer*

Long day today.

 

[MrsPassion]

You use the word waste incorrectly. I think you meant to say "fantastically using."

Which I mean, I don't have direct knowledge, just going off context clues and all.

I have it on good authority I’m already a meat eating world champion

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m just envisioning a training montage

Yea i hear its important to vary your training. Dont want to get stuck only being able to compete in one type of food contest

 

[MrsPassion]

Do you enjoy seeing the meat sweats? The drool coming out of their mouth? The bouncing up and down to get more of the meat down?

Well now that you mention it

 

[MrsPassion]

Yea i hear its important to vary your training. Dont want to get stuck only being able to compete in one type of food contest

Very true. I prefer my resume be well rounded

 

[Bbl87]

I have it on good authority I’m already a meat eating world champion

I will not argue you on that. Though I will say, my ex might give you a run for your money. My wife is damn good too, but my ex... I don't know if it was just the right amount of crazy or what but damn...

 

[MrsPassion]

I will not argue you on that. Though I will say, my ex might give you a run for your money. My wife is damn good too, but my ex... I don't know if it was just the right amount of crazy or what but damn...

The fact that you enjoy a little bit of crazy while having your meat eaten says a lot

 

[LupineOne]

The fact that you enjoy a little bit of crazy while having your meat eaten says a lot

A little bit of crazy heightens everything

 

[SixShooter14]

The fact that you enjoy a little bit of crazy while having your meat eaten says a lot

well, who doesn't?

 

[Bbl87]

The fact that you enjoy a little bit of crazy while having your meat eaten says a lot

What can I say. Crazy eyes plus a disappearing act. It's a great show.

 

[devilsanus]

The fact that you enjoy a little bit of crazy while having your meat eaten says a lot

I think the operative piece of this is the meat eating sentiment. Anything else that comes with that can be dealt with, there are no "deal breakers."

 

[MrsPassion]

A little bit of crazy heightens everything

What the golden ratio of crazy to meat eating?

 

[SixShooter14]

What the golden ratio of crazy to meat eating?

depends on the day for me

 

[LupineOne]

What the golden ratio of crazy to meat eating?

That’s different for everyone…me personally, as long as she’s crazy for me eating her, the crazier the better

 

[Bbl87]

What the golden ratio of crazy to meat eating?

I think it's the same number of crazy notches as inches of meat she can make disappear.

 

[MrsPassion]

That’s different for everyone…me personally, as long as she’s crazy for me eating her, the crazier the better

as if a lady wouldn’t enjoy being devoured by you

 

[Bbl87]

as if a lady wouldn’t enjoy being devoured by you

Not all ladies enjoy that kind of thing. Which is unfortunate.

 

[MrsPassion]

I think it's the same number of crazy notches as inches of meat she can make disappear.

I’ll have to go looking through the archives

 

[MrsPassion]

Not all ladies enjoy that kind of thing. Which is unfortunate.

To each their own. I appreciate a healthy appetite

 

[LupineOne]

as if a lady wouldn’t enjoy being devoured by you

I would hope so!

Not all ladies enjoy that kind of thing. Which is unfortunate.

This is true…but there’s different flavors of devouring too

 

[Bbl87]

To each their own. I appreciate a healthy appetite

I have a healthy one, but don't get to eat.

 

[Bbl87]

This is true…but there’s different flavors of devouring too

A valid point good sir.

 

[Dubinsky]

Not all ladies enjoy that kind of thing. Which is unfortunate.

True!

But there are probably some men who get squeamish about getting sucked, too. Not sure why.