~$~ Happy Retirement, Lord Pmann! ~$~

[mickyp123]

@Lord Pmann I got you a retirement present:


https://www.thespruce.com/thmb/fghCcR0Sv_lrSIg1mVWS9U-b_ts=/4002x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/how-to-grow-watermelons-1403491-hero-2d1ce0752fed4ed599db3ba3b231f8b7.jpg
May you have many happy moments together.

He will end up feeling melancholy

 

[Trekka]

Oh man.
Er, men!
Y’all menfolk are on fire today, bringin’ it with the punny.

So what have we learned thus far?

Pmann is 39, again.
He is going to need a large tool box, because I might like screwdrivers too, and he “only fucks fruit on the internet.” Allegedly.
But Shop-Vacs…

Perhaps a small shed, then, to accommodate the antique vacuum collection.

Shall I erect one for him?

 

[Trekka]

@Trekka
Your drawing skills are unparalleled

Have you met @THROBBS ?
Let’s invite him into the conversation.
Perhaps he can lend… perspective.

That is definitely a lot of pubes. Wow. Manscaping a little would be helpful.

How does it feel @Lord Pmann ?!
Hmm ?!

So this whole thread was made just so Trekka could admit to having sex with a hammer?
That’s hot!

And a screwdriver.
Also a hairbrush.
Just the handle.
That counts, yes?

 

[Lord Pmann]

 

[LadyLascivious1]

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You’re finally showing your face on Lit and owning your age!

 

[mickyp123]

Oh man.
Er, men!
Y’all menfolk are on fire today, bringin’ it the punny.

So what have we learned thus far?

Pmann is 39, again.
He is going to need a large tool box, because I might like screwdrivers too, and he “only fucks fruit on the internet.” Allegedly.
But Shop-Vacs…

Perhaps a small shed, then, to accommodate the antique vacuum collection

Shall I erect one for him?

Wise man say playing with vacuum cleaner as sex toy could be Dyson with death

 

[Dribble]

https://www.jendcosafety.com/nikro-55-gallon-dual-motor-wet-dry-vacuum-dp55dual/


This one comes with a gulper tool

 

[Dribble]

Nothing like a fine piece of hickory


https://www.homedepot.com/p/True-Temper-36-in-Axe-Replacement-Handle-2036700/100605578

 

[Trekka]

https://www.jendcosafety.com/nikro-55-gallon-dual-motor-wet-dry-vacuum-dp55dual/


This one comes with a gulper tool

Holy Homeless Shelter, Batman.
They’ve automated my bread and butter.
In this economy?! What’s next.

Nothing like a fine piece of hickory


https://www.homedepot.com/p/True-Temper-36-in-Axe-Replacement-Handle-2036700/100605578

Oh.
Hi there.
That’s what’s next, eh?

*lowers the lights and grabs the linseed oil

 

[Dribble]

Holy Homeless Shelter, Batman.
They’ve automated my bread and butter.
In this economy?! What’s next.



Oh.
Hi there.
That’s what’s next, eh?

*lowers the lights and grabs the linseed oil

But it has a 114 inch vertical lift for water...do you know what kind of suction that takes?

 

[Trekka]

But it has a 114 inch vertical lift for water...do you know what kind of suction that takes?

I think the question we should be asking is, “How much suction can @Lord Pmann take?”

 

[hotwords229_A]

And a screwdriver.
Also a hairbrush.
Just the handle.
That counts, yes?

You’re really giving me a hard hat!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

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You’re incredible Martha

 

[Trekka]

You’re really giving me a hard hat!

Pics or it didn’t happen

 

[Trekka]

You’re incredible Martha

I gotta know about the genesis of this whole Martha thing…

Does that make you George Washington?
Mr Wilson from Dennis the Menace?

Wait, is this… Biblical?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I gotta know about the genesis of this whole Martha thing…

Does that make you George Washington?
Mr Wilson from Dennis the Menace?

Wait, is this… Biblical?

Pmann posted a thing once naming lit members and their celebrity crushes or something along those lines. And for @Mr_bogey he chose Martha Washington as his celebrity crush, insinuating that bogey was old. I laughed so hard I cried and messaged pmann about it and this blossomed a beautiful friendship in which we call each other Martha.

 

[Mr_bogey]

All you motherfuckers need to stop killing my old guy rap or I'm never getting laid.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

All you motherfuckers need to stop killing my old guy rap or I'm never getting laid.

I love you bogey! Don’t worry. I put out

 

[Trekka]

All you motherfuckers need to stop killing my old guy rap or I'm never getting laid.

I think the silver foxes do pretty well around here… just my two cents.

And, thanks @PlanetaryNebula for such a heartwarming anecdote about @Lord Pmann that also incidentally re-insults @Mr_bogey

https://media.tenor.com/bKWijLJUdUwAAAAC/bingo-victory.gif
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(Although, I believe tonight is actually bingo night at the retirement home resort-style adult community where Martha now resides)

 

[Trekka]

I love you bogey! Don’t worry. I put out

Also, just wanna throw out a general thumbs-up for putting out.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I think the silver foxes do pretty well around here… just my two cents.

And, thanks @PlanetaryNebula for such a heartwarming anecdote about @Lord Pmann that also incidentally re-insults @Mr_bogey

https://media.tenor.com/bKWijLJUdUwAAAAC/bingo-victory.gif
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(Although, I believe tonight is actually bingo night at the retirement home resort-style adult community where Martha now resides)

I still don’t understand how Martha retired at 39. But now he can play Bingo with Bogey!

 

[SassySheDevil]

I think the silver foxes do pretty well around here… just my two cents.

I agree with this.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

As a peasant Im pretty concerned about the Lord retiring. Will there be a new one appointed in his place? Who will give me some cabbage to eat when I send in the very large crop of watermelons that he demanded I plant? Im glad you guys all think this is funny but its a serious matter for those of us that depend on our Lord to tell us what to do everyday.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I think the silver foxes do pretty well around here… just my two cents.

This is now even funnier since our new camper is the "Silver fox edition"

 

[hotwords229_A]

!?

No one did.
BUT, like Beetlejuice, here I iz!

My perspective.
Been there done that. Now our vacuum, at that time (in my much younger days) had a suction relief "valve" hee hee (a hole with a sliding cover), in case the hose was grabbing too intensely on a... carpet. Having had the goofed around with it, I knew that it could really grab on, regardless and likely leave a hickie, or worse! So when it was time to "experiment" I was pretty cautious. I actually knew nothing of for-reals blow jobs. It was a close fit, but I did not let it "attach" à la lamprey. What resulted was my flaccid cock vibrating just inside the nozzle very rapidly and I came in seconds! Didn't try it again.

What!? OH!!!! You didn't expect THAT "persepctive"! You thought I might draw something with perspective!

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alternate (happy version)
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Just blew my chances as a "silver fix", eh?

ps. that isn't me, now or then. And I have no idea what Pmann looks like, other than a stckman.

I always pictured him with a cowboy hat on.
I would have this printed poster size and hang it in my living room if I was Pmann!
Nice work!