Make An Assumption About The Person Above You [v2.0]

[_valkyrie_]

I assume I have woken up too early because it is still dark outside.

 

[_valkyrie_]

This thread was wrongfully assumed dead.

 

[caitiff1969]

She is strong, and has a huge heart.

 

[AlexBailey]

At the age of fifty-four he has perfected the morning-after omelet, however at the age of fifty-four he rarely needs a “recovery” breakfast.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume AlexBailey never had Breakfast at Tiffany's.

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[Mattentive]

I assume AlexBailey never had Breakfast at Tiffany's.

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I assume Valkyrie's gingerbread men all exclaim, 'Peuple, je meurs innocent' before surrendering to her incisal guillotine.

 

[Coyote100]

I assume Valkyrie's gingerbread men all exclaim, 'Peuple, je meurs innocent' before surrendering to her incisal guillotine.

I assume this fellow knows correct French and has access to a Roget's Thesaurus.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

IA he has some smooth moves.

 

[lanceGibs]

IA they are gorgeous in the true sense of the word

 

[Coyote100]

IA you pick up after you horse.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I A you snuggle that coyote pup at night

 

[Fingerfuxs]

IA , her fingernails are on point and she has a standing appointment with her nail salon of choice. Plus she is a good tipper.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

IA , her fingernails are on point and she has a standing appointment with her nail salon of choice. Plus she is a good tipper.

I A he probably has a peg leg, eye patch, and a talking parrot on his shoulder.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume they are spotty.

 

[purplelavendar]

I assume they know how to weld

 

[WerdNerd]

I assume he's hard

 

[Lily13]

He’s tan and runs as fast as a jaguar

 

[Seadog777]

That's she's a beautiful young woman.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

IA he doesn't get seasick.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume Deprived_in_AZ enjoys being at sea, in cruise-like manner.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I assume Deprived_in_AZ enjoys being at sea, in cruise-like manner.

I assume she’d be more likely to date me than my male friends.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I assume she’d be more likely to date me than my male friends.

I assume she's resting and gearing up for a good fall!

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume this is lakesaiker_mi's alarm tone.

 

[Mattentive]

I assume Valkyrie was so much of a rebel as a child that she didn't seek parental guidance the first time she tried PG Tips.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume Mattentive is looking to keep his triglycerides levels on the green, but the carbs are winning.