Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

*Allegedly

How you use it matters too

 

[Bry1313]

Four always 4 or 5 lol

This is why we are friends

 

[SherlockianMan]

My brain is convinced it's Friday night...now how do I convince my job to agree?

 

[MrsPassion]

This is why we are friends

Shhhhh!!! You’re being awfully loud.
Icksnay on the friendseh talk!!

(No I don’t speak pig Latin but you get it)

 

[Bry1313]

My brain is convinced it's Friday night...now how do I convince my job to agree?

By completely half assing it tomorrow.

 

[hotcpu]

Four always 4 or 5 lol

Who's counting ..

 

[Bry1313]

Shhhhh!!! You’re being awfully loud.
Icksnay on the friendseh talk!!

(No I don’t speak pig Latin but you get it)

Oh, good evening person I don’t care about, nor find funny or sexy at all. How are you?

 

[SherlockianMan]

By completely half assing it tomorrow.

That's a given for a Friday.

 

[hotcpu]

That's a given for a Friday.

It does seem that way ... Especially leading up to a holiday

 

[MrsPassion]

Oh, good evening person I don’t care about, nor find funny or sexy at all. How are you?

Fine good Sir, who I equally do not find funny or care about. Quiet night eh?

 

[Bry1313]

Fine good Sir, who I equally do not find funny or care about. Quiet night eh?

Yes…..almost…….too quiet

 

[MrsPassion]

Yes…..almost…….too quiet

Do…you think…they’re all having an orgy and didn’t invite us?

 

[hotcpu]

Do…you think…they’re all having an orgy and didn’t invite us?

Not a chance all the cool kids are just staying up past curfew

 

[Bry1313]

Do…you think…they’re all having an orgy and didn’t invite us?

Rude! Maybe Bella is torturing everyone’s balls since I ran off and had dinner

 

[MrsPassion]

Rude! Maybe Bella is torturing everyone’s balls since I ran off and had dinner

And she didn’t invite me?! Awww c’mon!

But truly I was off in my palace so I wasn’t sure where everyone went

 

[Bry1313]

And she didn’t invite me?! Awww c’mon!

But truly I was off in my palace so I wasn’t sure where everyone went

I’m renting a room in there, hope you don’t mind

 

[hotcpu]

Rude! Maybe Bella is torturing everyone’s balls since I ran off and had dinner

That's a scary and possibly true thought

 

[MrsPassion]

I’m renting a room in there, hope you don’t mind

You’re most welcomed there

 

[hotcpu]

And she didn’t invite me?! Awww c’mon!

But truly I was off in my palace so I wasn’t sure where everyone went

Princess in her castle ...

 

[Bry1313]

You’re most welcomed there

Shhhhh, remember, not friends

 

[hotcpu]

Shhhhh, remember, not friends

What is it with the ladies of LIT not keeping the secrets ..

 

[MrsPassion]

Shhhhh, remember, not friends

I mean eww!! Get outta there!!

 

[MrsPassion]

Princess in her castle ...

Bahahaha “Princess” that’s the first anyone has called me that and it tickles

 

[Bry1313]

I mean eww!! Get outta there!!

Perfect, no one will know now

 

[SherlockianMan]

We do seem to be lacking some of the usual suspects around here.

Nobody must've said "butthole" in awhile. That tends to summon them.